on A Glitter ring trip to Fance (Whats on your Picobird) by ==Doylum
9 Nov 2003, 5:13 AM
Like an exploding down pillow against the head of a t-shirted skivied sleep over gal.
on Phonecall from zombies on Uranus by Y2kSlamPoet
9 Nov 2003, 5:11 AM
Halfed cans can be deadly to late night pipe creating tweaklings. That's for sure.
on "On My Love" by Blake
9 Nov 2003, 5:07 AM
You should be beaten with a loaf of stale meatloaf. your poetry is incredibly to contrived with porkchops and applesauce.
on A Voice Found by Blake
9 Nov 2003, 5:05 AM
Congratulations on writing a totally unreadable chunk of junk dungke.
on Gypsy by roses are read
9 Nov 2003, 5:02 AM
I bet if it wasn't for your horse you'd have never made it through college?
on The Big Blue White Guy by Modulo
9 Nov 2003, 5:01 AM
Sounds Like a tail from the Dakotas.
on In these boots by http://David Bowman
9 Nov 2003, 5:00 AM
Is that the equivilant to American expressing away your life to deabth?
on caught in the dark by http://fenechia.com
9 Nov 2003, 4:57 AM
I love how you tease yourself with the thought of you even casting a reflection to judge yourself this shrewdly in the first place.
replying on Leg humping is back on the menu by Jeremi B. Handrinos
9 Nov 2003, 3:37 AM
Don't, I need the money, and they need the kind of therapy only a sophisticated courtesan like myself can provide.
replying on Leg humping is back on the menu by Jeremi B. Handrinos
9 Nov 2003, 2:51 AM
Normally, 2 to 5 hundred a nut, or two hours either way.
on Love (pyramus and thisbe) by New Life Drug
9 Nov 2003, 12:23 AM
"covered in your blood" this should be "And blood covered gloves."?
"Drive it into the heart of mine
death closes your eyes
But it will not part us
from where you lay":
This should be:
Drive into the heart of mine
Let death close your eyes
But it will not part us
from where we shall rise.
"Drive it into the heart of mine
death closes your eyes
But it will not part us
from where you lay":
This should be:
Drive into the heart of mine
Let death close your eyes
But it will not part us
from where we shall rise.
on Texas by Nicholas Jones
2 Nov 2003, 8:09 PM
The thing with Texas is that no matter where you stand it always smells like shit.
on sin by ThePariahDog
2 Nov 2003, 8:03 PM
Even a dung beetle wouldn't roll this shit.
replying on What went wrong with America? (An essay) by Jeremi B. Handrinos
2 Nov 2003, 7:54 PM
After you Captain Crunch.
replying on What went wrong with America? (An essay) by Jeremi B. Handrinos
2 Nov 2003, 7:40 PM
Well, now we know you're just full of shit. How can you you have one when you already are rich with so many? lol.
replying on What went wrong with America? (An essay) by Jeremi B. Handrinos
2 Nov 2003, 7:20 PM
The only thing rising up here is that dick on your face you've been passing off for a nose all these years.
replying on What went wrong with America? (An essay) by Jeremi B. Handrinos
2 Nov 2003, 6:52 PM
I've rewritten it already if you'dve noticed while you were busy assuming whatever it is you are attempting to assume.
replying on What went wrong with America? (An essay) by Jeremi B. Handrinos
2 Nov 2003, 5:13 PM
You must not get out much. I don't have to back up fact with fact that would be rhedundant. I wouldn't have to give an educated American any examples to support my claims they already know exactly what I'm talking about, and yet at the same time I can't be expected to educate the masses in basic American history. Nor can I be expected to inform the uninformed as to why reading the morning paper is useful.
Now to bluntly answer your mundane questions one at a time.
1. America is #1 on the list of Super powers that contains the largest amount of illiterate citizens per square mile.
In fact America is one of the few countries where it's occupants can barely speak one language let alone grasp another language or culture. Something evenn migrating fruit pickers have the ability to do. And why the French, Germans and English laugh at us repeatedly.
2. A poll last year showed that two thirds of Americans believed that god created the earth two to three thousand years ago. I take it you haven't traveled the bible belt much eh?
3. America is notorious for creating puppet governments and then abandoning them. The list is too long to type out. But who do you think created Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden? Yep, America.
4. Casinos? Hardly, try the fall of the towers. And other unlucky occurances that have plagued our nation over the years. From the economy to environmental catastrophes. What goes around comes around.
5. An anecdote? Go to your local pub for an anecdote you'll find many just waiting to unload their rich knowledge of the curent events upon you. lol. I'm only laughing because in a recent poll Americans when asked what Mesopotamian was answered a period in history when dinosaurs walked the earth? lol, and guess what? It was a multiple choice question.
Now to bluntly answer your mundane questions one at a time.
1. America is #1 on the list of Super powers that contains the largest amount of illiterate citizens per square mile.
In fact America is one of the few countries where it's occupants can barely speak one language let alone grasp another language or culture. Something evenn migrating fruit pickers have the ability to do. And why the French, Germans and English laugh at us repeatedly.
2. A poll last year showed that two thirds of Americans believed that god created the earth two to three thousand years ago. I take it you haven't traveled the bible belt much eh?
3. America is notorious for creating puppet governments and then abandoning them. The list is too long to type out. But who do you think created Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden? Yep, America.
4. Casinos? Hardly, try the fall of the towers. And other unlucky occurances that have plagued our nation over the years. From the economy to environmental catastrophes. What goes around comes around.
5. An anecdote? Go to your local pub for an anecdote you'll find many just waiting to unload their rich knowledge of the curent events upon you. lol. I'm only laughing because in a recent poll Americans when asked what Mesopotamian was answered a period in history when dinosaurs walked the earth? lol, and guess what? It was a multiple choice question.