replying on Jared Leto & Apocalyptic poetry. by Shardik
25 Apr 2003, 6:47 PM
Completely true too, may I add. How do I know? Well, I have been arrested a many times, a many. and when you have to sit in court through that many arraignments, pretrials, trial, pleabargains, and oddball prosecuter, public defenders, and judge combinations you learn real quick.
replying on Jared Leto & Apocalyptic poetry. by Shardik
25 Apr 2003, 6:44 PM
Hilarious. Thanks.
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22 Apr 2003, 1:09 PM
But, it would be really ace if he washed his pecker off in the sink with some irish spring.
on Havin a Slash by Blade
22 Apr 2003, 1:06 PM
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16 Apr 2003, 7:16 PM
Asian sluts rock beavis.
on Staying Sane by ThoughtfulSoul
16 Apr 2003, 4:37 PM
And a ten, a "smil" and a ten. Make that eleven. ele'en is one more then ten.
on AVAILABLE DAILY WITH SAUCE by Garrett S Sexton
16 Apr 2003, 3:01 PM
Garret? Would you say that refering to your self as a 'blurryphotograph' is a sighn of low self esteem or high self esteem (sigmund, is in the corner gacking a line, Jung is polishing his telescope on the veranda) Garret! Garret! but Garret has passed out again with the stove on and blackening macoroni and cheese 'a' flame. fine, it's not a sign, or metaphor, for self mutilation imaginitavely or physically, i'm sure everything is 'a' okay upstairs with our Rachel. Sig Heil!
on A Vietnam Homecoming by scitz
16 Apr 2003, 2:54 PM
Rachel, are you a blurry photograph?
on Burning Fire by EckoSolider
16 Apr 2003, 2:53 PM
"Solider"!!!!! GOD DAMNIT! HAND SALUTE! atteas "solider". you're excused.
(sometimes I look at my younger brothers and sister and openly weep for the future, kids just aint bright no mo'e by gershoewitz)
(sometimes I look at my younger brothers and sister and openly weep for the future, kids just aint bright no mo'e by gershoewitz)
replying on The Ode that never was by Shardik
16 Apr 2003, 2:41 PM
I am not a post apocalyptic poet. Jared Leto is, apparently. I have a moog synthesizer and a theramin processor, I'm pre-apocalyptic w/whip cream ala' rainbert sprinklai, kind sir.
may you fall from a cliff for many seconds out of the field of view until a poof of dust...well, poofs!
may you fall from a cliff for many seconds out of the field of view until a poof of dust...well, poofs!
on Who are you by Different
10 Apr 2003, 11:49 AM
Yeah, I got a bridge for you to gap 'twixt my splendid Africanian bowled and belashed cheeks.
on Clearance: All souls half off!! by Different
10 Apr 2003, 11:46 AM
This is about as different as iowa is from Nebraska.
on I Love My Socks by Bazilla
9 Apr 2003, 9:33 PM
Until the aliens kipe what makes them a pair.
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9 Apr 2003, 9:29 PM
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9 Apr 2003, 9:26 PM
There is no "cure" for low self esteem.
on Road to Recovery by thepinkbunnyofdoom
9 Apr 2003, 8:33 PM
I agree, and once again, i plea on the large plant in Chaplin's solarium.
on Encounter by geewhiz1962
9 Apr 2003, 8:30 PM
I plea too, on a large plant in the solarium.
on Show who you are by geewhiz1962
8 Apr 2003, 8:01 PM
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on Pipedream by TruthlessHero
7 Apr 2003, 2:56 PM
Hey! why not another re-edit. For old times sake?
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2 Apr 2003, 1:03 AM
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