poemranker ::20 most recent comments by Shardik (461-480) and replies

Comments byShardik, 461–480 back, including replies. Only comments on poems

This must of been how the Aztecs felt too, before the shit went down. You'd better get ready, because the gnostics are the leat of your worries. Picture Allah with a bad case of SARS sitting next to you on a long flight home. better hold your breath Chirpy, there's turbulence ahead. As for the difference between us? Natural talent and about a 100 iq points. You wouldn't now an agnostic from a used taoist's hand towel if Simon the mage was working magic from the recesses of your large intestine. That is all. You are excused.
on Guitar Lesson by Dancer 28 Mar 2003, 10:41 AM
That's why nixon started drinking scotch too.
on Ode to a cock muncher by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 28 Mar 2003, 9:43 AM
Perneum pushers. hilarious.
weren't we suppose to discuss something? try jeremi_handrinos@yahoo.com
replying on The Beauty of His Last Night Wasted by OneFingerAnswer 18 Mar 2003, 9:57 PM
each stanza is a haiku. The whole thing is meant to be read together, or it can be torn appart and used in other manuscripts or works of your writing etc. At least that's why i do mine that way. It's a poem built out of haiku, see, that wasn't so hard was it mr. Author?
on iodine and baby oil by rockinindividual 18 Mar 2003, 9:52 PM
There are some very interesting symbols and feelings twisting around in this piece. 8.
replying on Award shows make my cock hard, but you don't by Bachus 15 Mar 2003, 9:02 PM
Dude... THey make the counting crows look like the carpenters.
on Sympathetic Guilt by middenHeap 14 Mar 2003, 4:09 PM
Violence is for the daft.
replying on Pinjur by Shardik 14 Mar 2003, 1:54 PM
I played live from the tub already a year or two ago. You are too late. I don't believe an organ would fit for you though. Perhaps you can play my sax? Michael Jost took me. They do that show in Venice beach, but it's called www.bathtubgirl.com

a real fucking skankfest, plus if i recall the acoustics sucked and my guitar string broke or detuned rapidly or some shit like that.
replying on Those Crazy's people in my brainsky by Shardik 14 Mar 2003, 12:01 PM
Who's Stan Rice?
replying on Floating in mindless clutter of words by wLeBlancw 9 Mar 2003, 6:16 PM
Actually, I wrote this thinking he sounded like Settle, looks like Settle, smells like Settle, but alas, apparently isn't. Which almost makes the entire day even more worthwhile somehow. (See, Settle and me got a thing, we are battling one another at the expense of the innocent, lovely huh?)
Leo

Horoscope (by Astrocenter.com)
A selfish attitude on your part will not be tolerated today, regardless of the circumstances, dear Leo.
Don't make it worse for yourself by pretending that you don't notice the hurt feelings of those around
you. People are likely to be extra sensitive today, so be careful of trying to impose your will on
someone who really just wants nothing more than an ear to talk to and a shoulder to cry on.

Whoops, so much for that.lol.
replying on Keanu Vs The mystery of life by Shardik 9 Mar 2003, 5:46 PM
You aren't!
on Klondike by wLeBlancw 9 Mar 2003, 5:41 PM
Sir, superman is not fat. www.gangbox.com

I have abs of steel and finely crafted hair, and am good at generally, everything.thanks again. nice try. I once shot a mooseknuckle in the Yukon. I served it with a luke warm chiante Brandon. Also; I am surrounded by love, it is you that feels guilty, not i friend, it was your poem.lol. I have a healthy son, and no guilt. LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! GOOD GOD THE MEWLING OF AN ANgRY FETUS! please. "Do as thou wilt is the whole of the law" Alister Crowely, Rush who? I'm an anarchist idiot not a fucking television personality, but if this was a debate... My friend you lost back at the angry fetus, unless of course you are John Carpenter and designing a new film called 'they're angry, tiny, and slippery' "Bitter Fetus III, the crawl back".
replying on Somme (A Horror Of War) by Mr Pig 9 Mar 2003, 4:34 PM
No, Bush is the antichrist (yet totally unaware) Ashcroft is a twat.
on Klondike by wLeBlancw 9 Mar 2003, 4:30 PM
umm. pardon me Brandon, could you possibly use a stronger metaphor here for the insulting snow? Because...Well...See if my boobs can't be evil and curved then your snow can't passive aggressively insulting.

<AND THE CROWD GOES wild. Evil wins again!!!!!!!!!.
I woulld like to thank Satan, Jews, and Television, also i wanna give a shout out to all of my aborted fetuses that secretely hate me. word. umm i'd like to thank my manager for putting up with my spontaneous nudity and wall knicking wheel chair activities, and last but not least i would like to thank the plague of the future. the crew of the space shuttle r.i.p. idiotic leaders and the ebola virus, and a Catholic church strewn and soaked in homosexuality and aids. (like that's a big surprise)

This, unlike fetuses hating us from heaven, is a fact Brandon, and your future. Thank you folks i'm here all fucking day!
on Fireworks on the Island by horus8 9 Mar 2003, 4:20 PM
Oh doyle rules.
on Paranoia by lastobelus 9 Mar 2003, 4:16 PM
You're funny, somehow i recognize the writing a bit. Then again my mind is an odd device i recognize everything and nothing. take an 8, because i just can't tell anymore.
on Taller Girl by lastobelus 9 Mar 2003, 4:12 PM
The end was not as strong as i imagined, but it started and arced quite well. 7.
replying on Hecate, and the high hunt by <{Baba^Yaga}> 9 Mar 2003, 4:06 PM
Oh, and my problem? Shit poetry from you while we're well on our way to a nucleur winter, therefore, i would say my problem is the denial of this sad backwards fucking country full of shitty poets that right about fetuses hating their fucking parents from heaven idiot, you should give up poetry and go vote for something worthwhile since i can't being that i'm a convicted felon, and planning civilian red dawn type anarchy books for the apocalypse. Fear MABUS the third antichrist. that means the son of bus`h.