replying on The Bearded Men by walrus8
25 Jul 2003, 9:31 AM
But then it'd make tOO much sense.
on Poemranker's Recent Infestation of Teenage Girls by 68.75.19.117
25 Jul 2003, 7:30 AM
Hehe, thats the truth.
on Upon a falling bar stool (Free for all) by PluckyHoe by horus8
25 Jul 2003, 7:26 AM
LMMFAOROFL!!!
Worth a -10-
or a young virgin sex slave from black markets of China. The -10- was easier to gift wrap so here.
Worth a -10-
or a young virgin sex slave from black markets of China. The -10- was easier to gift wrap so here.
replying on Feasting Ouroboros by <~>
23 Jul 2003, 11:17 PM
Do you know what that bastard did? He stopped off to pick up his laundry, knock back a couple of beers, and grab a bit to eat before he accidently ran into them(I'm serious he totaled my pino). Which of course might not have been so bad if he hadn't forgotten his licence in Living room.
replying on Feasting Ouroboros by <~>
23 Jul 2003, 11:12 PM
I guess I'll just have have a cup of blue frogurt.
replying on Feasting Ouroboros by <~>
23 Jul 2003, 10:48 PM
Yes, but the damn commies have me in witness protection, ever since they found miss scarlet, in the study with a piano wire(Which by the way is entirely against the rules), trying to preform a James Bond on me.
replying on Feasting Ouroboros by <~>
23 Jul 2003, 10:42 PM
Yeah, your right that does hurt, Still not a clear picture, but I see the Tail in Mouth, context this is taking on. I'm sure I still don't get it like you intended but what I originally thought is completely blown out of the water.
replying on Her Sleeping Form by JoyLuck
23 Jul 2003, 10:34 PM
Okay here is my piss poor atempt.
The Way Murder is Done(Couplets) by TPBOD
Do you mind if I pop a sqaut?
I thought not.
In just a few hours your bowels will cave in.
I'll be long gone before then.
I did it you asshole.
Mother fucker whose got fucking control?
Look at you, your falling apart.
Your as bad as that cunt, Museheart.
You can't say that you didn't get what you deserve.
Now I hope you don't mind but I need something to calm my nerves.
You want one?, Too bad my skittles.
Here soon I'll chop the rest of you into little bittles.
Maybe cut off a slice of your calf to add to a BLT.
Oh god wouldn't that be heavenly.
I hated you, you fucking Jew.
They'll never Identify you.
The Way Murder is Done(Couplets) by TPBOD
Do you mind if I pop a sqaut?
I thought not.
In just a few hours your bowels will cave in.
I'll be long gone before then.
I did it you asshole.
Mother fucker whose got fucking control?
Look at you, your falling apart.
Your as bad as that cunt, Museheart.
You can't say that you didn't get what you deserve.
Now I hope you don't mind but I need something to calm my nerves.
You want one?, Too bad my skittles.
Here soon I'll chop the rest of you into little bittles.
Maybe cut off a slice of your calf to add to a BLT.
Oh god wouldn't that be heavenly.
I hated you, you fucking Jew.
They'll never Identify you.
replying on Dictionary Magic Test Results (DMTR) by DreamerSupreme
23 Jul 2003, 10:08 PM
I'm not arguing but I think that the redundant nature should also be taken into account.
replying on Feasting Ouroboros by <~>
23 Jul 2003, 9:53 PM
Ouroboros is a serpant eating its own tail. A paradox, and a sorta reborn from the ashes, type story. Which really confuses me, as to your choice of that symbol for a title. I admit it. I failed. I have no clue what the hell this poem is about.
replying on Feasting Ouroboros by <~>
23 Jul 2003, 9:46 PM
Lack of understanding of your true meaning doesn't Mean that I can't like what you wrote(My interpretation is just more than likely Horribly wrong). Apparently your going to make me look it up. Fine, but I've have you know I'm proffesor plum.
replying on Not right now by thepinkbunnyofdoom
23 Jul 2003, 7:51 PM
Thats cool, thats sorta the way I wanted it.
on You are a divider by Bachus
23 Jul 2003, 7:48 PM
Something tells me your either pining or lamenting love. Call me crazy, but this doesn't whack me on the head and cause a shitload of thought, and yet I think its very touching. -10-
on Can you believe this piece of shit was #1? by horus8
23 Jul 2003, 7:11 PM
Horus, there are very few poems you have ever written that haven't amused me to the point of tears. The idea of you walking door to door selling Avon, is one I couldn't bare. Have a -10- and find yourself some kill. Look on the bright side, free Skin Care!!
on Feasting Ouroboros by <~>
23 Jul 2003, 6:59 PM
Just wondering what does Ouroboros mean? Other than that nice start.
on A Student in Descent by EAger to Offend
23 Jul 2003, 6:54 PM
You little rascal. That might explain alot. -10-
on knott's berry farm, jam & polaroids by <{Baba^Yaga}>
23 Jul 2003, 6:50 PM
You should have asked her for a beer too. -9-
on Her Sleeping Form by JoyLuck
23 Jul 2003, 6:47 PM
Please tell me you ate skittles afterwords. I mean whats a good murder without some skittles after? Only the crazy motherfuckers have to have a smoke and a stiff drink afterwords. The sane ones eat skittles and and drink a nice healthy glass of milk. -8-
on I am the gayest by walrus8
21 Jul 2003, 11:21 AM
lol..
on Bloody Night by Ted Bundy
20 Jul 2003, 8:41 PM
Oh what shock value. I have never read anything half as demented as this in my entire life. Your a creepy guy.
Is that what your looking for? Sorry, to disappoint.
Is that what your looking for? Sorry, to disappoint.