on Thanks again by Everyone
16 May 2005, 8:34 AM
I did not betray my friend Damien by publishing this filth.
on some deleted poem
18 May 2005, 6:14 AM
Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, Please be true. My only ever sincere 10 on one of your poemes which I reserve the right to convert to an ironic -10- should your mishapen wheeledchair ever loom large again on the poemranker horizon.
on Fair Warning by cockmage
2 Jun 2005, 3:03 AM
Please keep the picture of his beard.
on My Golden Birthday by jessicazee
25 Jul 2005, 11:28 AM
A terrible ripple of bottom fat on an otherwise blemish-free nappy.
on Stabbed with a Carrot by T. Jonathron Remp
25 Jul 2005, 11:31 AM
If gayness could be reduced to its raw intrinsic matter and then condensed into some form of compound it would be a potion on which you would daily have gorged until your bottom was as dilated as a blue whales snatch.
on THE HANDS OF THE CLOCK by prettyktm
25 Jul 2005, 11:32 AM
Richard Whiteley once told me to fuck off. I think he meant the message to be passed on to you from beyond the grave.
on Ain,t Life Fuckin Great,(part2 The Stone Man) by Bethy
9 Aug 2005, 2:34 PM
Clever, Sad and droopy.
on Night Shift by ALChemy
22 Aug 2005, 10:52 AM
Immense.
on "46 million babies a year" by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
29 Sep 2005, 9:12 AM
Then holy trinity can thus be explained,
As a squeeze, a wipe and flush,
And like Jesu on the cross we are pained,
To break it in half with a brush.
Can I ask a question, why are Chriatians so selective in their reading of the 0ld Testament? Why do they like Noah but ignore chopping off their foreskins? Is 'cos Jesus taught us that that was all outdated tosh?
As a squeeze, a wipe and flush,
And like Jesu on the cross we are pained,
To break it in half with a brush.
Can I ask a question, why are Chriatians so selective in their reading of the 0ld Testament? Why do they like Noah but ignore chopping off their foreskins? Is 'cos Jesus taught us that that was all outdated tosh?
on some deleted poem
29 Sep 2005, 9:14 AM
You are sad, deluded anorexic.
Thanks!
Thanks!
on Desperate Season by Sisterwolf
10 Jan 2006, 9:10 AM
Like swallowing a gigantic glass of swamped bed linen.
on The copper man and Labrador by Caducus
10 Jan 2006, 9:15 AM
No poor person owns a golden labrador, the poem therefore has no resonance with anything I have ever experienced and I work in Mayfair for fucks sake. Complete rubbish, kindly change to a mongrel.
on My Fatherâs World by Dovina
9 Feb 2006, 6:35 AM
Proof, if it were needed, that you can't polish a turd.
on some deleted poem
9 Feb 2006, 6:38 AM
Too many words.
on Beard my Homemade Negro Jesus (Improved! With AIDS!) by Everyone
13 Feb 2006, 6:06 AM
I bearded my negro with a breast,
And entered him in a beauty contest,
But the boobies were pale,
And looked wrong on a male,
He went down a storm in the Mid West!
I bearded my Jesus in the Koran,
And bade him march on Xian,
But the city in China,
Gave our Negro a shiner,
Thereby abandoning our rapprochement!
And entered him in a beauty contest,
But the boobies were pale,
And looked wrong on a male,
He went down a storm in the Mid West!
I bearded my Jesus in the Koran,
And bade him march on Xian,
But the city in China,
Gave our Negro a shiner,
Thereby abandoning our rapprochement!
on patty t is totally gay by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
13 Feb 2006, 6:25 AM
clever. + true.
on hendrimike is totally gay by wzodlacw
13 Feb 2006, 8:36 AM
Totally gay!