on I'm Aboard by Ali_cat018
3 Mar 2005, 6:36 AM
Filth
on March 3,2005/I lost someone by RION12
4 Mar 2005, 8:06 AM
I know it is in bad taste to say something when your clearly aching with sorrow over the loss of your second cousin but this poem just lacks something, I can't put my finger on it but it will come to me...
on Fat girls Who Wear Short Skirts During Winter Quarter by DurtKL
8 Mar 2005, 5:23 AM
have you ever been to Cardiff? - 10 -
on some deleted poem
11 Mar 2005, 6:23 AM
A - Age you got your first kiss: 6, a strange man at scout camp, I had to kiss him back but not on the lips.
C - Crush: Superman
D - Dad's name: ?
E - Easiest person to talk to: The Lord, Jesus Christ
F - Favorite band at the moment: Hanson, there is and never will be another.
G - Gummy worms or gummy bears? Gummy bears give great head, gummy worms sounds revolting.
H - Hometown: Ashby-de-la-zouch
I - Instruments: Phallus
J- Junior High: 6 in three hours
K - Kids: Aids
M - Mom's name: Patricia Lane.
N - Nicknames: The Twat.
Q - Quotation: "Christ's fat cock, how I ache for you."--attrib.-=Dark_Angel=-P.I.
R - Reason to smile: Doing a Mexican wave at the Tsunami benefit match.
S - Song you sang last: "You have our flag in your flag" to an Australian at the rugby.
T - Time you woke up: 5:30 am to throw up.
U - Unknown fact about me: Disabled from waist up.
C - Crush: Superman
D - Dad's name: ?
E - Easiest person to talk to: The Lord, Jesus Christ
F - Favorite band at the moment: Hanson, there is and never will be another.
G - Gummy worms or gummy bears? Gummy bears give great head, gummy worms sounds revolting.
H - Hometown: Ashby-de-la-zouch
I - Instruments: Phallus
J- Junior High: 6 in three hours
K - Kids: Aids
M - Mom's name: Patricia Lane.
N - Nicknames: The Twat.
Q - Quotation: "Christ's fat cock, how I ache for you."--attrib.-=Dark_Angel=-P.I.
R - Reason to smile: Doing a Mexican wave at the Tsunami benefit match.
S - Song you sang last: "You have our flag in your flag" to an Australian at the rugby.
T - Time you woke up: 5:30 am to throw up.
U - Unknown fact about me: Disabled from waist up.
on Questions for CLS by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
11 Mar 2005, 6:24 AM
-=100000000000=-
on Oceans love song by Stacy Stewart
11 Mar 2005, 7:33 AM
line 4: change gentle to genital and I will upgrade my 0 to a 2.
on How to make a suicide bomber by Caducus
14 Mar 2005, 4:02 AM
No, No, No, No, NO!
I am going to say something controversial, but what differentiates me from a suicide bomber is a Christian education and looking bulky without having to wear a belt of C4.
I am going to say something controversial, but what differentiates me from a suicide bomber is a Christian education and looking bulky without having to wear a belt of C4.
on On Reading by the_poetess
14 Mar 2005, 4:09 AM
Is this Reading in Berks? or did you mean reading?
on "America The Beautiful" by jroday
17 Mar 2005, 5:39 AM
That it is a fantastic anthem for all the confused members of the human race. Your various points seem to be:
1) America spends more on space travel than finding a cure for disease. I believe US companies would love to find a cure for AIDS and cancer as it would make them more money - I don't believe there is a direct correlation between the budgets of NASA and Pfizer.
2) Because America is wealthy it should not have homeless people. Bow'ls.
3) The law backs the wealthy against the "people". Bernie Ebbers would probably back you right to the point where he goes down for 80 years.
4) By invading a despotic state whose main aim was to cause as much turbulence in the Middle East as possible the safety and security of the United states has been in some way compromised. How many terrorist bombings have there been in the USA since the overthrow of the regimes in Iraq and Afghanistan?
5) Never has the USA been more united never has a president received such an enhanced majority in favour of his previous term in office, never have so few disgruntled lefties whinged quite so loudly.
-10-
1) America spends more on space travel than finding a cure for disease. I believe US companies would love to find a cure for AIDS and cancer as it would make them more money - I don't believe there is a direct correlation between the budgets of NASA and Pfizer.
2) Because America is wealthy it should not have homeless people. Bow'ls.
3) The law backs the wealthy against the "people". Bernie Ebbers would probably back you right to the point where he goes down for 80 years.
4) By invading a despotic state whose main aim was to cause as much turbulence in the Middle East as possible the safety and security of the United states has been in some way compromised. How many terrorist bombings have there been in the USA since the overthrow of the regimes in Iraq and Afghanistan?
5) Never has the USA been more united never has a president received such an enhanced majority in favour of his previous term in office, never have so few disgruntled lefties whinged quite so loudly.
-10-
on Unfortunate Semen Incident by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
24 Mar 2005, 7:23 AM
There once was a young girl from Milwaukee,
Who went off west to star in a "talkie",
Alas, that her fate,
Was to star with horus8,
After which her movements were gawky.
Who went off west to star in a "talkie",
Alas, that her fate,
Was to star with horus8,
After which her movements were gawky.
on The Universe by durr_T_hip_E
23 Mar 2005, 8:33 AM
Awesome - put the word shit in front of every word and you have it.
on some deleted poem
23 Mar 2005, 8:37 AM
One vote from CLS of a -10- , I could not have encapsulated this poemes failure any better.
on Reasonably Good by Dovina
23 Mar 2005, 8:38 AM
Spunky.
on some deleted poem
23 Mar 2005, 8:41 AM
Have you been following the Schiavo case? You see if you do nothing to persuade people you are not in a permanent vegative state someone will remove your food pipe.
on How to treat young ladies by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
29 Mar 2005, 6:30 AM
Not forgetting Cholmondeley-Belvoir,
Who smites them with his golden retriever;
Or that Cad, Hesketh-Horace,
who prefers to bite of their clitoris.
Who smites them with his golden retriever;
Or that Cad, Hesketh-Horace,
who prefers to bite of their clitoris.
on Make Music in Your Heart by Dovina
29 Mar 2005, 3:15 AM
Too much flummery.
on Half a dozen by thepinkbunnyofdoom
31 Mar 2005, 3:11 AM
Do you and CLS show each other your bits over the internet - I suppose it's easier for CLS to do so as they are detachable.
on A Little Further by thepinkbunnyofdoom
31 Mar 2005, 3:12 AM
Appallingly damp.
on Twilight Affair by thepinkbunnyofdoom
31 Mar 2005, 3:13 AM
Do you possess an innie or an outie? (penis that is)