replying on An Afternoon Walk by Dovina
11 Nov 2004, 3:37 AM
But according to Choad the connection is so very dim and weak as to be preposterous. Please explain.
on A Child Learns (haiku) by poetryman
10 Nov 2004, 10:58 AM
As failed as a gallop with the scullery maid whilst trying to speak on the telephone.
replying on Ebony shadow by Twiggy77
10 Nov 2004, 10:55 AM
You are colossal dunce, at school you probably thought you were smart but were actually massively bullied for being such an outspoken bellend. You also probaly called your parents (if you knew them) by their first names. I knew when I came from the womb how to cry implying I knew how to be upset/demand my mothers massive drooping breast be pressed to my mouth. I also know that having been born as a Christian that the Lord had imbued me with hatred of all Islams and Sikhs. You live in some ghastly double world where there aren't such things as predetermination or souls. In other words you are a soggy dollop of failure on the chin of a gigantic quendo.
on An Afternoon Walk by Dovina
10 Nov 2004, 9:05 AM
Dovina this poem is your aceest.However the last two verses are complete bum tripe and do not belong on this fine work. The imagery is quite nice but then to try and relate it to something completely imaginary like a relationship between you and a man is just absurd!
I suggest you write two further verses about pine forests and cold soil. Until there are changes I reserve my vote.
I suggest you write two further verses about pine forests and cold soil. Until there are changes I reserve my vote.
replying on Ebony shadow by Twiggy77
10 Nov 2004, 9:01 AM
In under 50 words give me one example to prove your arguement that hate is "learned behaviour". Please also explain who the first teacher of hate was. Then flush yourself down the nearest toilet.
replying on Beyond Love by Dovina
9 Nov 2004, 3:05 AM
Has it been a while?
on Small Town Tavern by NinjaPoet
9 Nov 2004, 3:01 AM
dross
replying on The huntsman's shame by Stephen Robins
9 Nov 2004, 2:56 AM
The colossal member checkliste:
Friends with Rockmage [ ]
Beard? [ ]
Fan of censorship [ ]
Publishes very infrequently [ ]
Serial Zero-er [ ]
Voted Nader [ ]
Owns tie-die jim-jams [ ]
Owns no brogues [ ]
Reads poeme before commenting [ ]
Does not automatically give CLS 10 [ ]
Friends with Rockmage [ ]
Beard? [ ]
Fan of censorship [ ]
Publishes very infrequently [ ]
Serial Zero-er [ ]
Voted Nader [ ]
Owns tie-die jim-jams [ ]
Owns no brogues [ ]
Reads poeme before commenting [ ]
Does not automatically give CLS 10 [ ]
replying on The huntsman's shame by Stephen Robins
9 Nov 2004, 1:45 AM
For someone who set up such an ace website you sure are a colossal member.
on Beyond Love by Dovina
8 Nov 2004, 5:52 AM
Are you getting any at the moment Dovina?
on Beard my Homemade Negro Jesus (Improved! With AIDS!) by Everyone
8 Nov 2004, 2:24 AM
My negro made his escape,
With a beard made of a Crepe,
He didn't get far,
For a distinguishing scar,
I declared the season's most whimsical jape!
My Jesus was bearded in milk,
To distinguish him from his ilk,
But it turned to cheese,
As he died of disease,
But the stilton tasted like silk.
I bearded my Jesus with cricket,
His face was a splendid wicket,
A portable ground,
With Tests' to astound,
It soon cost a guinea a ticket!
I bearded my Jesus with a brogue,
To ensure he was en Vogue,
The ladies fainted,
To see footwear tainted,
By my negro Jesus rogue!
With a beard made of a Crepe,
He didn't get far,
For a distinguishing scar,
I declared the season's most whimsical jape!
My Jesus was bearded in milk,
To distinguish him from his ilk,
But it turned to cheese,
As he died of disease,
But the stilton tasted like silk.
I bearded my Jesus with cricket,
His face was a splendid wicket,
A portable ground,
With Tests' to astound,
It soon cost a guinea a ticket!
I bearded my Jesus with a brogue,
To ensure he was en Vogue,
The ladies fainted,
To see footwear tainted,
By my negro Jesus rogue!
on Going Blind by Sasha
1 Nov 2004, 5:34 AM
You are still a massive cock.
replying on The correct order of things by Stephen Robins
1 Nov 2004, 5:20 AM
If one's parents teach at a Poly
And one has to earn one's dough,
One's no better than a filthy golly,
That's right a full lipped negro.
As for my position in the order of things,
That is beyond reproach from you,
For I belong with Queens and Kings,
That's right sah, I'm a Jew!
And one has to earn one's dough,
One's no better than a filthy golly,
That's right a full lipped negro.
As for my position in the order of things,
That is beyond reproach from you,
For I belong with Queens and Kings,
That's right sah, I'm a Jew!
on Call upon the wrath of god on ye by Imago
1 Nov 2004, 1:14 AM
This is a terrible drooping hobo stain on a brilliant white sofa.
Weakest ever response! it's as if you've turned up to the opening meet of the Quorn wearing a badly stained Jodhpur AND a Pink without a stock only to comment "Thank you" to vociferous onslaught of a retired puce faced retired Colonel who has phlegmed in your face with a bark of anger at your inappropriate attire.
on repeated sins, repeated prayer by oneglove
27 Oct 2004, 5:11 AM
Prayer is ok but have you tried heroin? Honestly it is the panacea!
on Who is deserving of all my love by zodiac
26 Oct 2004, 2:22 AM
Splendid, like a piece of warm toast firmly wedged in the buttocks of an Arab child.
As -=D_A=-,P.I. recently expostulated, you leave your work so open to interpretation as to undo any actual impact of your confused use of adjectives.
A brogue can not be a truth, a brogue is a reality and in its very form lies its beauty conceal withered heels and Bill Oddies clawed feet whilst at the same time conveying a sense of beauty to those who behold the mesmerising chimera of its ancient patterns.
A brogue can not be a truth, a brogue is a reality and in its very form lies its beauty conceal withered heels and Bill Oddies clawed feet whilst at the same time conveying a sense of beauty to those who behold the mesmerising chimera of its ancient patterns.
replying on Brogues are best by Stephen Robins
14 Oct 2004, 7:21 AM
A story unfortunate as I have heard,
But yet t'would never have occurred,
Had thou heeded the cobbler's word:
"Listen now Master and thy feet gird,
Not with shoes so plainly absurd,
As Poulainnes or it will be inferred,
That you are a huge festering turd"
But yet t'would never have occurred,
Had thou heeded the cobbler's word:
"Listen now Master and thy feet gird,
Not with shoes so plainly absurd,
As Poulainnes or it will be inferred,
That you are a huge festering turd"
on Jesu Vs. The Hells Angels On Viagra by horus8
14 Oct 2004, 6:55 AM
Astounding.