replying on In Answer To Your Question by Dovina
2 Feb 2005, 3:25 AM
Firstly most chimps are cleverer than most humans. Secondly, they're clearly not, they are only cleverer than 50% of all humans that 50% being of the female genus. Thirdly, I should like to try surviving in a womans enviroment filling my fat face with chocolate sitting on a sofa reading a glossy magazine. Fourthly, I would not hold up those males who have succeeded at surviving in a woman's enviroment as cleverer, more useful, orbetter than me, for example Nadia from Big Brother has a lower iq than me, is a hideous mess and would lose to me in an arm wrestle.
on Paedophile at st catherine's by Mona Lisa
26 Jan 2005, 6:19 AM
It's Cindy, not Sindy - God if you're going to write about kids issues at least have the bedrock of your poem secured before trying to make a "point" about some disgusting serpent which spits pearl islands.
Honestly, what a lot of nonsense.
Honestly, what a lot of nonsense.
replying on Enlightenment by Dovina
21 Jan 2005, 7:55 AM
Please explain whose Enlightenment so influenced the founding fathers? and please also explain who deposed of slavery first; was it the Clapham bretheren or John Brown? then elucidate me as to which nation has the "Mother of Parliaments", took it in the ass from Hitler defending freedom and then blythely looked on as the nation it had spawned developed a greed unsurpassed in human history. Our Gentlemen have achieved a great deal more to improve the state of the world than your colossally mishapen corporate sloths who only appear to be able to look as far as their next grant of options.
Your final riposte is as sharp as VioletSuedes features.
Your final riposte is as sharp as VioletSuedes features.
on Enlightenment by Dovina
21 Jan 2005, 4:34 AM
Nonsense, the dawn of reason has never been less likely in the U.S.: your President is a religious fanatic and your country is inhabited by moronic zealots. CNBC and Fox news fill your minds up with tripe and as a consequence there is no country in the world as close minded and addicted to a misconceived notion of freedom. No doubt Thomas Jefferson would be happy to see how the dawn of reason had broken across an obese landscape to reveal a country full of be-mulletted half wits travelling from one dispensary of sugary confection to another whilst becrying the joy of living in a land where freedom of thought extends to which Krispy Kreme donught they will fill their fat mouths with next.
replying on Peptalk in the Dugout by Dovina
20 Jan 2005, 3:32 AM
Yes I do. You silly quim.
replying on Peptalk in the Dugout by Dovina
13 Jan 2005, 2:59 AM
Except that wouldn't be an improvement, you engorged member.
on The Grey Prince Of Gulls by Caducus
13 Dec 2004, 6:42 AM
The grey prince of guffs would be apposite.
You appalling flange.
You appalling flange.
replying on Recognition by nentwined
9 Dec 2004, 6:52 AM
Watching it plummet in value?
replying on The Rocketsâ Song by Dovina
6 Dec 2004, 11:06 AM
I thought you liked dovina?
on It Still Hurts by poetryman
17 Nov 2004, 5:28 AM
That last paragraph was needed as it helped me void my lunch over my desk - up to that poit I thought I might hold it in.
Top Work Bobby!
Top Work Bobby!
on Dictionary Lesson by Dovina
16 Nov 2004, 8:57 AM
BIG FAT WOW.
replying on WHAT YOU GIVE AWAY IS WHAT YOU TAKE TO HEAVEN by w~* ATHENA *~w
16 Nov 2004, 8:33 AM
Expert insight into the preachiness.
on Bowie Still Gives Me a Bonner by phauge
11 Nov 2004, 5:39 AM
What the hell is a bonner?? did you mean bonnet? or a Doner?
on Where Have We Gone by poetryman
11 Nov 2004, 5:32 AM
Well done for copyrighting your colossal pile of dross. You may wish to scroll down to the bottom of the page, peer through your preposterous beardage and see that all poems are the © of their respective authors. You're truly a simpering halfwit.
replying on A Child Learns (haiku) by poetryman
11 Nov 2004, 5:29 AM
He reminds me of the way fuzzylogic attempted to be high minded without doing any research into what the site was about before commenting and then handing out guff like it was Christmas. There must be some way of shooing these people along; perhaps a gigantic internet shoo horn?
on Stayed Too Long by poetryman
11 Nov 2004, 4:05 AM
Bob Shank:
http://www.poems-and-quotes.com/author.h
Your poemes are an epic tale of failure. Your beard is a sure indicator of your failed street poetry. You hat however is about as beatnik cool as you can get.
http://www.poems-and-quotes.com/author.h
Your poemes are an epic tale of failure. Your beard is a sure indicator of your failed street poetry. You hat however is about as beatnik cool as you can get.
replying on Ebony shadow by Twiggy77
11 Nov 2004, 3:37 AM
LOL.