on Dads are suppose to stay by Brandy_n_Cali
23 Aug 2004, 7:08 AM
Are you really 22 yrs old? Lord Jesu's benevolent ball sack!
on Bagpain by daggatolar
23 Aug 2004, 5:52 AM
You have ripped this off the errant rantings of a tramp on a soapbox at Hyde Park Corner. He had one more listner than the vote I have just awarded you.
on Penumbra by klosterfobik
23 Aug 2004, 1:32 AM
Why, oh why does poemranker occasionally throw up misanthropes with such stultifying perspicacity as to render the whole website as redundant as a mid-month jam rag?
replying on Corner of 30th and Tibbs by klosterfobik
23 Aug 2004, 1:25 AM
You, yes you, are a gargantuan pair of fanny flaps beckoning us from the bottom of a ninety year olds flowery dress trying to grab our attention by highlighting what a gigantic cunt you are. If I were you, which sadly my wealth, intelligence and extreme good looks preclude me from being, I would take myself to the nearest mantelpiece and start headbutting the corner of it until death.
replying on Mr. Stryker, Do You Really Want Some Kind of War? by cat
9 Aug 2004, 8:05 AM
He's just gutted he did not think of it first and use it in one of his rants by shrouding it with guff and jodphurs.
replying on The huntsman's secret by Stephen Robins
6 Aug 2004, 4:05 AM
Yes. However this poem did receive a 10 from that frightfully loose legged angel god'swife which I believe is a first for any of my poems.
on Sugared Giraffes by Venus
5 Aug 2004, 1:53 AM
"curiously evocative"
Mmmm - evokes a feeling of consternation and unsettled bow'ls in me.
Mmmm - evokes a feeling of consternation and unsettled bow'ls in me.
on Untitled. by SupremeDreamer
28 Jul 2004, 6:30 AM
For such a wonderful grouping of words I award you the poemranker "hamper brimming with turds". In recognition of the number of ... used in those poem I award you the poemranker "used hanky of overstatement".
replying on The American Soldier by x0lovelylarnx0
26 Jul 2004, 6:15 AM
Idiot! she clearly hasn't read any of my poems!
replying on The American Soldier by x0lovelylarnx0
26 Jul 2004, 12:42 AM
Your snatch, how wide is it?
replying on The American Soldier by x0lovelylarnx0
24 Jul 2004, 4:49 PM
how wide is your snatch?
on The American Soldier by x0lovelylarnx0
23 Jul 2004, 1:34 AM
Mmmmm, two anonymous 10's from your IP address, well here is a very real 10 from me! with great work like this you don't need to cheat on the scoring ;¬) this is really mature :>/ and although some of the lines resemble the signatures on the toilet bowl of an indian restaurant:ï¡* this really does offer a very real insight into the workings of the modern world. Bravo. :¬}
replying on In prison I live, by donmiguel1960
22 Jul 2004, 7:56 AM
*PARP* Excuse me, but cracks in stone would be quite useful if you were looking to escape your stone prison and the cracks signified some form of structual weakness in the walls which could be exploited with stolen pieces of metal from the prison workshop.
on Do Not Pay Taxes To Feed Those Layabout Scum by ruella
20 Jul 2004, 1:43 AM
A fine sentiment expressed in the most honest fashion. I think it may be improved by changing "or do street drugs" to "or get wacked out on spaz biscuits".
on Four and a half paragraphs of silence by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
20 Jul 2004, 1:41 AM
This is very close to my poem "projective verse". However you have made it your own by excluding the word quim.
on Lincolnshire by longships
15 Jul 2004, 7:25 AM
Lincolnshire looks like a poo splattered tramp after a night on the gas which has been ironed as flat as crystal's chest.
on Dawn Jig by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
15 Jul 2004, 6:18 AM
This is haunting enough to send a shiver down Christopher Reeves spine. 1--1
replying on The Spaz by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
14 Jul 2004, 1:20 AM
Pleasure.
Do you have a big pair of bristols or a tiny pair of thr'p'nnies?