on Our lord and saviour, the land of 60 million micks, as wonderful and noble as the pink empire. by ==Doylum
2 Sep 2002, 5:51 AM
birthmark. pffft you say the most silly things.
on Aids in a van - are you local? by ==Doylum
26 Aug 2002, 5:56 PM
Thank you for your help dear birthmark. Do feel free to pop by and rank on my stuff whenever you feel the need. Give me as many big O's as you like, i like the feeling they give me, its kinda funny.
on some deleted poem
28 Aug 2002, 4:03 PM
Oh hello dear. Oh good our gaylords messanger Dirk isn't here to spoil my plans. The hook is baited, the rod is poised, and look Santas brought a present too.
Lovely, lovely, lovely.
Lovely, lovely, lovely.
on Aids in a van - are you local? by ==Doylum
28 Aug 2002, 11:38 AM
The roar of the engine sounded familiar, but I needed a trip down memory lane to remember.
I didn't want to be King of the WPS
only the Queen, i think. I'm not sure, the boy who sells his cakes for half an oz of backy and one of grandmas anus altering suppositories (no dear its not a sweetie) has confused me with his swift staccato talk, and i don't know which way to turn. So perhaps a prince or a queen, i'm undecided.
I didn't want to be King of the WPS
only the Queen, i think. I'm not sure, the boy who sells his cakes for half an oz of backy and one of grandmas anus altering suppositories (no dear its not a sweetie) has confused me with his swift staccato talk, and i don't know which way to turn. So perhaps a prince or a queen, i'm undecided.
on Our lord and saviour, the land of 60 million micks, as wonderful and noble as the pink empire. by ==Doylum
2 Sep 2002, 5:54 AM
Its not my tirade at all dear, you miss. It shows no craft i'll grant, but then...
on Z higher of arts by ==Doylum
2 Sep 2002, 6:20 AM
And this, handshandy, is a continuation.
on Z higher of arts by ==Doylum
2 Sep 2002, 6:53 AM
Of Our lord and saviour, the land of 60 million micks, as wonderful and noble as the pink empire, an limerick. And of the fact that my willy is bigger than yours
on some deleted poem
28 Aug 2002, 3:01 PM
yeah we read the serious stuff round here mister, don't you come here, with ye, with ye, crapy words. Unless you've read cartland, collins, cooper or gaskell kindly refrain. You can come back when you have familiarised yourself with the power they embody. Good day to you sir and more power to yer eyes.
on School by shwenatjadeflower
28 Aug 2002, 3:09 PM
I HAVE NOT CAPTURE FARTHER CHRISTMAS. BASTARD. I only borrowed him for a while whilst kenith was away on holiday. Don't utter such falseitites again, or i shall be forced to send you down sulphur mine, with the elves and cherubime, and you know how nasty the cherubime can be at this time of year.
on some deleted poem
28 Aug 2002, 3:18 PM
Are you blind sir, i have just writ that i read cartland, as do we all. There is no place for those who don not study here. And as to my name, to you sir i think i am rather much more an Odyle. And as has been noted earlier i am putian. Love D
on School by shwenatjadeflower
28 Aug 2002, 3:27 PM
Jo 90 i belive you must be from cornland yourself. Only a westcountry bumpcin and creater of crap-sircls (please note use of authentic phonetics)could possible make cornish rhyme with varnish
on Oh mother, thou art stoned! by <{Baba^Yaga}>
28 Aug 2002, 11:54 AM
not drugs again, he always talks about drugs. I thinks he's a pervayor of smelling salts to the big endian tenants of hampstead.
on Oh mother, thou art stoned! by <{Baba^Yaga}>
28 Aug 2002, 12:05 PM
but wait, read again. Oh no you fool she has tricked you with her headsucking ways, tis not about drugs, tis bitting social comment, on the issues of the day.
Super. Don't you want more children baba. don't you need them to flavour your stoner soup. Lots of love D (see were on first letter terms now)
Super. Don't you want more children baba. don't you need them to flavour your stoner soup. Lots of love D (see were on first letter terms now)
on some deleted poem
26 Aug 2002, 5:47 PM
i wont follow form, i will not be leet. i will not worship at jesu's feet. You can't make me even if i have to endure the full wrath of the inquesitions rod, no matter how firm, i shall not bend for that firey brand for i am no Edward. I shall not confess my sins before Dirk or any other agent of our gaylord.
on School by shwenatjadeflower
26 Aug 2002, 6:40 PM
your poetry isn't rubbish, its wonderful. I love your poem they make me smile, and sometime they make me sad. Keep writting them. Lots of love Doylum.
on la petite mort by poetekzen
25 Aug 2002, 7:01 PM
Sorry but that doesn't bring climax to me, not even close, especially since its a filty foreign one it doesn't build up at all, its flacid. Was she faking?
on White Wasp Boy - La Senza Superhero by ==Doylum
28 Aug 2002, 11:17 AM
Show us ye willy big boy.
on White Wasp Boy - La Senza Superhero by ==Doylum
28 Aug 2002, 11:17 AM
Yes by jimmy cricket, that is a super little phrase.
on White Wasp Boy - La Senza Superhero by ==Doylum
28 Aug 2002, 11:19 AM
but no rought stuff
on AIDS in a van by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
28 Aug 2002, 12:13 PM
And here i return the compliment