on some deleted poem
4 Aug 2004, 6:45 AM
A colossal disappointment, apparently.
on some deleted poem
28 Jul 2004, 3:26 AM
Tell the truth: did you invent the term "newfound glory" yourself - perhaps while living in some cave which kept you from having to hear it almost constantly on pop radio, TV, the internet, or casual conversation?
on some deleted poem
26 Jul 2004, 7:51 AM
Have you been listening to Bebel Gilberto's new CD?
on Walking in a field by donmiguel1960
19 Jul 2004, 3:10 AM
Life must seem incredibly big and exciting to you. Does it?
on Divorcing Tennessee by Dovina
19 Jul 2004, 3:15 AM
After reading this poem, I find it hard to believe you know how to speak correctly, to say nothing of writing correctly.
Or else you've decided for some reason beyond my comprehension that written English follows entirely different rules from spoken English in terms of sense, syntax and whatnot - thusly indelibly marking yourself as the worst kind of dim.
Or else you've decided for some reason beyond my comprehension that written English follows entirely different rules from spoken English in terms of sense, syntax and whatnot - thusly indelibly marking yourself as the worst kind of dim.
on some deleted poem
17 Jul 2004, 8:28 AM
Do you think this poem sounds sexier, or less sinful, because it's in Spanish.
HINT: Either way, you're wrong!
HINT: Either way, you're wrong!
on some deleted poem
11 Jul 2004, 9:14 AM
re: "Where are the descendents
of David and Solomon now?"
They're all here. We're eating sheep kebabs as I type this.
of David and Solomon now?"
They're all here. We're eating sheep kebabs as I type this.
on some deleted poem
11 Jul 2004, 9:14 AM
And this poem is utterly without art.
on Forbidden by Chasz Misleading
5 Jul 2004, 9:22 PM
If you think success is typical, you should take a look at the last 13,235 poems posted on poemranker.
on Order My Book, And $4.00 Will Go To Killing A Pop Star by <{Baba^Yaga}>
4 Jul 2004, 9:01 PM
Basia, Seals from Seals and Crofts, or the White Stripes. My check's in the mail. Don't let me down again.
on Tapestry Years by Quarton
4 Jul 2004, 9:06 PM
You're a lot better when you're not trying to talk science. Unfortunately, none of the sentences in this poem are really sentences.
on some deleted poem
3 Jul 2004, 6:49 PM
In terms of structure or whatever, "I never thought it possible this sinner / Could completely fall in love this soon" is the best line of yours I've read on poemranker. Do you see why?
Naturally, it's cheese and more than a bit cliche. But it's also a rather nice enjambment and correct English to boot. Congratulate yourself.
Naturally, it's cheese and more than a bit cliche. But it's also a rather nice enjambment and correct English to boot. Congratulate yourself.
on Mississippi Burnin. by SupremeDreamer
2 Jul 2004, 8:18 PM
If you've ever once been to Mississippi or had any closer experience to Mississippi than the now-defunct television program "In the Heat of the Night", I will do something unimaginable.
on Two Basic Forces by dougsoderstrom
5 Sep 2004, 3:25 AM
You fucking retard. I've never read anything this stupid, seriously. Oh, and by the way, your use of ellipses is soooooo cool AND literate! Maybe you do it to seem like a "normal", "chatty", and "generally well-liked guy" instead of "one of the educated elite". Or maybe it's just because you're the dimmest guy ever! Enjoy your life!
P.S.-If I were at all inclined to make a conversation out of this, I'd say the primary "forces" "molding" "man's character" are his tendencies to blunder around into things alot and not learn very much from what he's blundered into. This probably leads him to do as many "good" or "selfless" things as "evil" or "selfish" things, since neither is necessarily harder or more distasteful than the other, and since both of those categories are the dampest of turds anyway. So it's not like you're going to get with a lot of nice, non-desperate chicks talking about them! Maybe you should stop!
Affectionately,
zodiac
P.S.-If I were at all inclined to make a conversation out of this, I'd say the primary "forces" "molding" "man's character" are his tendencies to blunder around into things alot and not learn very much from what he's blundered into. This probably leads him to do as many "good" or "selfless" things as "evil" or "selfish" things, since neither is necessarily harder or more distasteful than the other, and since both of those categories are the dampest of turds anyway. So it's not like you're going to get with a lot of nice, non-desperate chicks talking about them! Maybe you should stop!
Affectionately,
zodiac
on A Soldier by dougsoderstrom
5 Sep 2004, 3:38 AM
"A mere afterthought for those who would pose war,"
on Driftwood by GekoHawaii
8 Sep 2004, 1:13 AM
Would you agree that the song "Driftwood" by Travis is the most insidious and unnecessarily popular song ever?
on Delicate Was by klosterfobik
8 Sep 2004, 1:18 AM
I'm confused about how you intended for the phrase "of delicate was" to be grammatical and relevant, instead of just being a cutesy Ben Harper-ish affectation. Would you mind explaining it to me? Thanks,
The Islam Society for Grammar Detention
The Islam Society for Grammar Detention
on Dublin, 4-10-04 by myles
4 Oct 2004, 4:55 AM
The Hughes and McDannells
In Glasgow wear flannels,
The Marches in Carisle wear tweeds;
But all of them doff 'em
For Foul Sue of Poffham
And seem (but aren't quite) the same breed.
In Glasgow wear flannels,
The Marches in Carisle wear tweeds;
But all of them doff 'em
For Foul Sue of Poffham
And seem (but aren't quite) the same breed.
on The Ganing Pyre by Enkidu
6 Oct 2004, 4:55 AM
This is what poetry should be.
You've made a grammatickal (or otherwise-sensickal) mistake in nearly every line of this post. Please, please stop offending the world with the terribleness of your writing. Thanks,
zodiac