on The Kansas City Chiefs suck by Jeremi B. Handrinos
3 Feb 2003, 10:53 PM
you recieve a 5, but only because of priest holmes. i like the chiefs.
first 6 lines read quickly, but from there it seems to slack off. understandable. you probably had a few good lines you wanted to work with and then had to force the rest out to finish. if not, i do that a lot, so i'll just go back to being alone with my stuffed animals
on Mississipi Murder by scitz
3 Feb 2003, 10:46 PM
you seem to have a talent for exposing the dramatically depressing side of american history...about damn time.
on A Vietnam Homecoming by scitz
3 Feb 2003, 10:43 PM
wow, you should work for the army. you'd make a fine recruiter...
as being a somewhat outside obeserver for my time here, seems to me the young and rising children of this site are becoming an ever angering clic against the well placed and comfortably seated old timers from before my time...i suggest a duel. at noon...because as it were, that is as well cliche.
replying on Cant sleep, clown will eat me.(A poem about clowns) by lunar
3 Feb 2003, 9:24 PM
simpsons fan...ha...no.
i am a simpsons FOLLOWER...it is my firm belief that anything that happens in your life can be traced back to a simpsons episode. my second belief, otherwise called my 'non-firm' belief, is that within the first 10 years of the show being cancelled someone will successfully equip the simpsons into its own official archetypal phenomenon...we shall see.
i am a simpsons FOLLOWER...it is my firm belief that anything that happens in your life can be traced back to a simpsons episode. my second belief, otherwise called my 'non-firm' belief, is that within the first 10 years of the show being cancelled someone will successfully equip the simpsons into its own official archetypal phenomenon...we shall see.
on One Moment to the Other (v2) by nentwined
3 Feb 2003, 1:56 PM
all this over some delicious and sticky buns?? this is why i stick to meat...ah yes...delicious and sticky cow buns.
on Jesus was the Antichrist by TheDevil
3 Feb 2003, 1:45 PM
replace 'was' with 'is' in your title and i think you have something fundamentally sound here
replying on NASA Fireworks by TheDevil
3 Feb 2003, 1:43 PM
de germans, boss...de germans.
helmet.
helmet.
on NASA Fireworks by TheDevil
2 Feb 2003, 10:30 PM
anybody see the news footage where they actually showed a cinged space helmut in the field...pretty cool looking.
on Cant sleep, clown will eat me.(A poem about clowns) by lunar
2 Feb 2003, 10:19 PM
got your nose...got you wallet :::flush:::
on Doped Up Dr. Seuss by smlink84
25 Dec 2002, 9:59 PM
i think doctor suess was doped up enough originally. he's to the world of books what ozzy is to the world of music.
i've already excepted life's bitchlyness by becoming extremely sarcastic and indifferent. and i'll only except your family if it comes equiped with a drunken uncle phil, gold-digger aunt sarah, and a cousin tim who sells pot to his nana, whose name must by mary, but she is always called nana...even by her banker.
replying on Little Johnie's Jihad by <{Baba^Yaga}>
25 Dec 2002, 9:41 PM
i'm not fooling, i'm actually giving my favorite of all time george bush quotes. yes, he really did say all of that in response to hussien saying he had no chemical weapons. yes, the man is a comical genuis.
replying on the surrender by brazen
25 Dec 2002, 9:39 PM
thank you. then again, maybe you should let me have a taste, since mullets from the front side usually have that feature stereotyped to them. if only i wasn't so fucking lazy all the time and actually spent more time looking at people's web sites i'd have known about mulletjunkie.com so much sooner. one of my favorite vacation hobbies is photographing mullets. i have a couple great ones from the last time i went to disney world. i'll let you know when i find them.
replying on the surrender by brazen
25 Dec 2002, 9:36 PM
no...but i did now.