replying on AIDS Bonanza! by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
22 Dec 2002, 11:08 PM
with all that could be said on the side of the tracks where immorality and disgust reside, the only person "cool enough" to hang out with AIDS is a Jew. this comment in itself was as funny a finish as the poem which it rode in on.
on joyriding by Bill Z Bub
22 Dec 2002, 10:57 PM
last 6 lines...been there, done that. that is also the precise reason they are my favorite ending lines EVER...except for the end of fight club.
replying on joyriding by Bill Z Bub
22 Dec 2002, 10:53 PM
with this being said, my theory of this site being one extremely large disfunctional family has been proven true. now, i shall truely sleep in peace...when i find my bed.
true, but fear not gentle maiden, for i am still without possession of the following essential sterotypes; mullet, shotgun, wife for cooking, nachos, and the general lee. and, for the record, i DO NOT think my sister is hot, so no, i won't sleep with her...today. clarity is now achieved.
on There is no end by INTRANSIT
12 Nov 2002, 5:01 AM
trust me, the offspring have return...as lawyers. they sued me for raping their mother the sky and now i can't get within 1000 feet of it or i'll be arrested.
on crush on you by bxjay170
12 Nov 2002, 4:57 AM
ah yes, the double-sided blade of the one-eyed monster. may he stab at will.
on i miss you by bxjay170
12 Nov 2002, 4:55 AM
i can't remember, personally at least, the last time my hearts was beeding. ah, memories.
on for ya haters by bxjay170
12 Nov 2002, 4:50 AM
uh, word...yo. ya feelin' me ::wha?:: ya feelin' me ::wha?:: ya feelin' me ::wha?:: hmm hmm yeah.
on An ode to my sugar daddy, but in haiku by horus8
12 Nov 2002, 4:47 AM
...if you bring a girlfriend it'll be a trip for two
on Handy Smurf by Bachus
12 Nov 2002, 4:46 AM
the smurfs are commies. they all wear exactly the same clothes, except the leader papa smurf is in red. gargamel is supposed to be the stereotypical jew with his cat azrael, or maybe something similar. either way, just a thought. did i mention that the creator of the show was apparently a member of the KKK and a Nazi supporter? sorry, just bored and thought i'd spread the gossip.
on The little tornado that could by Bachus
11 Nov 2002, 2:59 PM
nothing pulls you from a "i just woke up and feel like shit" bout of depression better then destruction of a white trash town. well, that and morning head.
replying on Astonding Metaphor for the End of Time (Bird) by brazen
28 Oct 2002, 2:10 PM
you should've seen what that bird shit on...PS> don't get stoned at the park if you have a notebook...
replying on A Story Book Tale by brazen
28 Oct 2002, 2:08 PM
correct, manipulation is hardly a lie...it is presenting an opinion drafted from your own brain for the sole purpose of trying to make someone give/get you what you want without asking for it directly...lies are just wrong, so very very wrong. in all though, you are very correct in your statement about love. its quite sad actually for that to be true.
replying on survival of the weakest by brazen
28 Oct 2002, 2:04 PM
ssh...stay calm...i'm still here.
replying on survival of the weakest by brazen
28 Oct 2002, 2:03 PM
why must i always be reminded of that one bad trip...why i ask? on a side note, chocolate dildos melt really really quick.
replying on survival of the weakest by brazen
28 Oct 2002, 2:02 PM
technically i believe you are right...its more about not caring enough to do/feel anything, so cutting off my shaft 'n' balls and handing them out to children after i coat them in a few layers of chocolate would make some sense.
on Heart of the killer by UAFANTHORPEY
28 Oct 2002, 6:55 AM
...its not even about me and i still wet myself in fear. brilliant. i'll go change now.