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Re-drafting

Member since 2002 · Posted 19 May 2004 · 7 comments

I was alerted that my thesis Made excessive use of the word 'something'. I searched through and counted Something like thirty one instances in the same chapter. So I decided to do something about it And replace them all with something else.

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[8] zodiac 19-May-04/1:15 PM Reply
My thesis made excessive use of spelling sinister (and yes, slightly gay) messages with the first letters of each line. I win.
[6] Shardik 19-May-04/11:40 PM Reply
Butter
[10] wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 20-May-04/9:59 AM Reply
How did it feel to win the Melben G. Glasscock Center for Humanities Research Prize in Historical Literary Studies?
[n/a] Nicholas Jones › wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 21-May-04/4:24 AM Reply
It felt amazing, actually. I got presented with cheque for 250 dollars at a fancy luncheon at the SCMLA convention, where I got a huge slab of beef with two pieces of potato. I travelled to Arkansas (which is a long way from Swansea) to talk about an obscure Welsh poet. Plus it looks very good on my CV and allows me to impress people at parties.

I am slightly perturbed as to how you found this out and whether you are somehow electronically stalking me.
[10] wFraser Allonby Q.C.w › Nicholas Jones 21-May-04/7:06 AM Reply
BOY: "Hello, my dear. You look radiant this evening. Can I get you a drink? My name's Nicholas Jones. I won the Melben G. Glasscock Center for Humanities Research Prize in Historical Literary Studies."

GIRL: [Speechless]
[n/a] Stephen Robins › wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 21-May-04/3:21 PM Reply
LOLTTM!! TFF!!
[8] Signature 21-May-04/2:54 AM Reply
Funny