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Re-drafting (Free verse) by Nicholas Jones I was alerted that my thesis
Made excessive use of the word 'something'.
I searched through and counted
Something like thirty one instances in the same chapter.
So I decided to do something about it
And replace them all with something else.
Up the ladder:
Supercharged
Down the ladder:
Watch where you're swingin' your dipthong, buddy
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Posted: May 19, 2004 7:23 AM PDT; Last modified: May 19, 2004 7:23 AM PDTWeighted score: 5.493059 Overall Rank: 2775 Comments:
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zodiac @ 67.240.211.31
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19-May-04/1:15 PM
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My thesis made excessive use of spelling sinister (and yes, slightly gay) messages with the first letters of each line. I win.
Butter
How did it feel to win the Melben G. Glasscock Center for Humanities Research Prize in Historical Literary Studies?
It felt amazing, actually. I got presented with cheque for 250 dollars at a fancy luncheon at the SCMLA convention, where I got a huge slab of beef with two pieces of potato. I travelled to Arkansas (which is a long way from Swansea) to talk about an obscure Welsh poet. Plus it looks very good on my CV and allows me to impress people at parties.
I am slightly perturbed as to how you found this out and whether you are somehow electronically stalking me.
BOY: "Hello, my dear. You look radiant this evening. Can I get you a drink? My name's Nicholas Jones. I won the Melben G. Glasscock Center for Humanities Research Prize in Historical Literary Studies."
GIRL: [Speechless]
LOLTTM!! TFF!!
Funny
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