poemranker ::Clit by Sclano

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Haiku № 5077

Clit

by Sclano

Member since 2002 · Posted 17 Jul 2002 · 10 comments

Loveliest of buds Kissable, wondrous, hooded... Where the hell is it?

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[n/a] razorgrin 17-Jul-02/11:03 AM Reply
Find it.Quickly.Ask her to show you.
[6] nentwined 17-Jul-02/11:07 AM Reply
very cute. :)
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 17-Jul-02/5:27 PM Reply
Christ by the sound of it you've never opened a picture of a naked, spread-eagled woman in Paintshop Pro and zoomed in to the maximum zoom factor where there's a grid that gets in the way.
[n/a] ARTIE 17-Jul-02/5:51 PM Reply
Oh, Dark Angel, if your "maximum grid in Paintshop Pro" is blocking your view, how can you even comment on the last line? Go for it Razorgrin, dive in and seek.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 17-Jul-02/5:54 PM Reply
Because, my child, I have mastered the ability to turn OFF the grid.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 17-Jul-02/5:54 PM Reply
Besides which, what's so special about the clitoris? It's just a shriveled dwarf penis.
[6] horus8 17-Jul-02/6:49 PM Reply
kind of at the top of the vulva.. huh.. uhu..huh. I likes vulva..(Lenny"Of mice and men")
[5] pete 28-Jul-02/5:21 PM Reply
.... lol ....
[0] Robert K Foster 14-Aug-02/9:32 AM Reply
the title ruined this "poem", but the last line doomed it to be recognized as an obvious attempt at perverted silliness.
[5] Tarquin De La Bog 14-Aug-02/9:46 AM Reply
For an off-the-cuff, slapdash effort, not bad at all. 5. It made me smile. Still, I hope you didn't slave away on it.