Crakyamuni
on The Mellifluous Sound of God: Musical Eden by Don-Quixote
28 Aug 2003, 3:44 PM
8th grade pool parties.
When fighting dark angel with big words? Be sure to check your "your's and your you ares". That is all. Otherwise, he doesn't care. BUT I DO! 10
some deleted user
on some deleted poem
28 Aug 2003, 3:15 PM
Excellent!
Or Gerhard Bonerchter. Wait that doesn't work. Boneridgett Riley?? No, that's even worse. Cicely Boner?? No, terrible. Versmear?? Leonardo Da Pinchie? Marc ShagAll? Jean Arpboner??? FUCK IT ALL.
REminds me of the Venus of Willendorf.
OH MAN DARK ANGEL'S TIMBERS SURELY SHIVER IN A COMBINATION OF SELF-DENIED EXULTATION AND FEARFUL ANTICIPATION FOR YOUR NEXT FEROCIOUS SALVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LICK A DICK.
He is the one who has something to prove, I suppose, you've proved so much with this essayette. Blessed with 10 my son.
i have no words to express my feelings, BUT I DO HAVE NUMBERS! 10, yay!
-im a spaz please dont pay attention to me-
I have an idea... Let's pretend you are a nigger. And I'm the guy with the rope, the cross, the tree, and more importantly. The time. Then let's send you to Rascoe's to pick us up some chicken waffles.
Jews have always had little fingers, but niggers don't.
SupremeDreamer
on Open my bum Oh Lord (Museheart parody) By Jesus Niggerstein by Bachus
28 Aug 2003, 6:13 PM
ROTFLMAO ahahahahahahaahahaahahaa:
My parrot is a real talker,
and he loves the Southern Cross.
He's a rebel.
He's a General Lee.
cut to-
SOMEONE SHUT THAT FUCKING
BIRD UP!
the whole damned thing was a comedians masterpiece, but i saw this and started to cough, and howl with tears, laughter turning my face blue as i started to hear my voice doing a wonderfull imitation of this:
"bwaaaaa horus wanna cracker? bwaaa horus want to shoot a nigger? bwaaaa horus want to drop a tab of acid? bwaaaa, i bite bitch, ill never stop chirpin"
ONWARDS!!! NIGGERS ARE SLAVES!!! LONG LIVE THE CONFEDERACY!! KILL THOSE NIGGER-LOVIN YANKEES!!
-gen lee storms onto the field with his jackass, holding his cock and singing the crocodile alabama blues-
god, your a fucking hoot. 10! 10! 10!
Gosh.. i got me a blue zero.. lie2me, i bet your just waiting anonymously, always on the watch for when i will dishonor picasso, or make fun of you.. your sad.. sad woman, you dont have the spine to come out and give me the green zero and add a comment to show everyone your nonexistent intelligence.
Drug induced mind banter with the unknowable isn't poetry, it's more like, mmmm.., 8th grade! Are you in the gifted classes? Sugar love, ..hmmm.?heh?
here's a visual extravaganza for you, sirrah:
www.ratemypoo.com
enjoy!
you are a very silly poet. i like this innocent rhymimg of yours.
Settle
on Open my bum Oh Lord (Museheart parody) By Jesus Niggerstein by Bachus
28 Aug 2003, 10:25 PM
This is my favorite part: "into Your baboony ass". Is it yours? 10.
you don't need "two" in the second line.
this is nice. cohesive. well-thought-out.
I liked this one, it was not 8th grade.
Ha ha ha. What about Van goooo?
o so wize horus....very