the opening organ part of Roxy Music's "Editions of You" is stolen from "Brown Sugar"

gross. where's the love.

3: rliging is great. 7: null 9: dadaesque. i enjoyed this feast of things.

was it rife with corn?

Mr Pig, You be da man! Smooth like silk baby! Again, your work is mature, tastey, and meaningful!! Joe.

i call it enfeebled.

Genius.

Now i know that the size of a mans shoes don't pertain to the size of his mighty sword of truth and justice. Your tiny l33t penis gave me all the proof i need. Dickendian Where are the poems about cans of can't,special stuff and pet-rol?

why the spacing, simon?

nice

kind of cliche'

'Sitting on my bed staring at the ceiling fan Wondering where all of this shit began'

Ah bong water overdose that's definetely it. "over the trailor park scence of my life"... sure sign of BW overose..seen it a million times. Take two asprin and suck down a bottle of Lea and Perins Worchestiere sauce (got that in your Egyptian Market? it's right next to the embombing fluid)and you'll feel much better in the morning. -3- Happy 18th birthday! Joe.

(Cue dramatic music)<-add this to the end and you have a weinner.

Because I love you so much I rubber banded a kitchen sponge around the drain pipe of the kitchen sink so that you wouldn't hit your head when I shoved you under the sink.

Add a line about silver starfish.

... you obviously want wings.. lets give him his wanker wings!!!!

I am pro-found.

let's wife swap, but since none of us is married we can just drink a lot and grope each other awkwardly wait was that out loud.

bah. away so long, and this is your triumphant return? BAH!