OneFingerAnswer
on The Errant Knight by Thyme
27 Jun 2003, 1:11 AM
YAY! an 8.
Barely, unfortunately, and since I've gained two hundred pounds, MIA.
thepinkbunnyofdoom
on -=Dark_Angel_Is_No_Longer_Funny=- by wEdible Underpantsw
26 Jun 2003, 11:48 PM
You've got to be shiting me, or gold bricks. Which ever you prefer.
You still are D.A., You still are.
An interesting confessional. I applaud the sincerity of the sentiment. Charlie from busted is a very good looking person and I don't think a small smattering of back fat should interfere with both a succesful pop career and a healthy active life. Should the back fat subsume the front of you as well, enveloping what little visible frame you have remaining ala Rick Walla then I think you should write another poem concerning your general surfeit of blubber however at this time I believe the sentiment expressed here is both fitting and enough.
Dark angel has only ever written two funny poems -child of my buttocks and a gentleman. All the rest of the humour generated was by hysterical yank fools who believe we should all have AIDS so as to have empathy with the fags and smackheads who are the petri dish in which the disease was formed.
Furthermore Bernard Manning is indeed funny. There was a documentary on him going to India on channel 4 last night (for those who do not know this TV channel is run by the British state to broadcast to aforementioned gays and drug addicts and has a distinctly anti-war stance). Bernard wheezed his diabetes addled body around India and was seen in only a pair of briefs whilst eating a curried tomato. The man is very very funny - I hope they capture the moment he dies in a fly on the wall documentary - that will be worth watching.
In short you have incorrectly articulated the sentiment I belive you were trying to express. That being that Dark Angel's poemas are tired and too full of in jokes to merit reading whereas Bernard Manning is not funny in the jokes he tells but is funny in the life he leads.
We should do a whole show using these parodys, a mel brooking tribute to the "It's all good" and "Whatever" generation of American teen fucklings. Complete with exploding puppy poop and Gameboys.
Eh, overated.
I assure you, no one in America gives a flung fuck about you, him, or her, or India. Channel 4 (nbc) in the states is loved by the multitudes because it caters to niggers, wiggers, and chiggers by the Jews for the Jews , period. Go wank on that Earl Grey.
A cold bowl of shoup and sheeze toast. So antihumor I didn't even bother to shake my head or my cock. I just flushed and left.
Finally you write something not about love...i think its pretty good but it could you some more work, you should think about doing maybe a second draft
I amaze even myself these days. Ah life is good, Yes, it doesn't get better than this.
Stow it dude.
moonlught...
is that supposed to be moonlight?
the winters tale
I think the l;ast line could use a hor at the end. You messed up the curve of his balls.
Very touching
A splendid and promising beginning, sir.
I want to say that all of you are tits. The poem sucks too.
KagatoSan
on Tommy, an opera in D minor, by Vagina the 3 legg'd pigeon by <{Baba^Yaga}>
27 Jun 2003, 6:33 PM
wow, now this is Much better, Love the theme. haha, atleast it doesnt have "I fucked my sister" in it. lol , srry if i was being harsh, but just, fucking your sister? THat's messed up. Nice... !10 for this