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horus8 on Where I Stand by Katie 3 Jun 2003, 8:23 PM
hmmmmm.
Bill Z Bub on some deleted poem 3 Jun 2003, 8:34 PM
Yesssssss, its all about the roughage.
horus8 on some deleted poem 3 Jun 2003, 8:24 PM
lol.
horus8 on My anal protrusion by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 3 Jun 2003, 8:25 PM
Ick.
horus8 on some deleted poem 3 Jun 2003, 8:32 PM
You know what would rock John? If one day, for no reason at all, you beat your penis purple with a rubber mallet at the kitchen table.
horus8 on Have You Ever Been In Love? by Katie 3 Jun 2003, 8:26 PM
Stare you twat.
sir_heff on sorry, but i am lame by nolan 4 Jun 2003, 6:23 AM
that was good -8- not near as lame as i was expciting
sir_heff on sorry, but i am lame by nolan 4 Jun 2003, 6:23 AM
that was good -8- not near as lame as i was expciting
I like ur picture - not how i thought ud look at all but hey im not psycic!
scitz on Hunting God by Shardik 4 Jun 2003, 9:19 AM
Dont shoot picasso the sound of the gun would screw his other ear up. This has a cult quality to it. Needless to say I diggit 8
scitz on "Your shrimp cocktail", wide ass. by Bachus 4 Jun 2003, 9:24 AM
I'm not in the prawn(e) posse but i line 3 is to die 9 lives for. For making me snigger 8 (I refuse to laugh its far too wanky)
scitz on "Your shrimp cocktail", wide ass. by Bachus 4 Jun 2003, 9:26 AM
Ahh and line 2, yes I recall a japanese waiter in a sushi bar with 3 fingers 'making love to my fish' too, he made so much more effort than the others. Hmm yes I feel a 'fortune cookie moment' coming on.
scitz on Where I Stand by Katie 4 Jun 2003, 9:27 AM
Where do you like to stand Katie? And where do you most like to sit? Answer these 2 questions and I will marry my pit bull in white dress.
a bit short
quite vivid but again a little too short.
horus8 on some deleted poem 3 Jun 2003, 6:53 PM
"Yuck I don't like Bran muffins" if you took this part and squashed it to "No Way". I'd feel more particular to the piece and to the bran muffin.
horus8 on Bad Timing by DeadtotheWorld 3 Jun 2003, 8:46 PM
http://www.garageband.com/go/1WU8P9SB89 Tomorrow if you veiw this link I'll shoot my penis out of a toaster right at your bleeding twinky
meh. myabe it's because i don't really like haikus much
the last satnza is my favourite. as it should be.
lunar on The Outcry by thepinkbunnyofdoom 4 Jun 2003, 9:00 AM
The last line makes it.