How creative can you get? I love this poem, but even more I love the man who wrote it. I want to spend my life with him.

I'm flattered to be imvolved with such an imaginative conspiracy theory. I feel loved. Thank you.

plagiarized. as usual. Athena?? Getting a little bored with this now.

That's great !!! *claps*

this could be longer but then again I could be wrong (9)

"we’ve been insulted, baited, profaned, and antagonized" "The vulgarity and obscenities are unnecessary" "amateur wanna-be writers who get their kicks by hating" "You are the nasty, horrible, pasty, fat, short cowardly little twirp" "every woman despises" "and your girlfriend’s ugly"

vipersna, the poemranker community would appreciate it if you wished your mother well from us. we are so sorry to see her go. we feel like she never even gave us a chance. and we are really, really glad that she's not a doctor or someone who deals with critical issues, since her 'research' is swiss cheese. perhaps if she had taken the time to get to know us, she would have come to love us. but i doubt it. she deserved her wank. it had been suggested to me that you should receive one as well. ironically, you have shown yourself to be more of an adult than your mom. i'm sure she taught you, as a child, to look both ways before crossing the street. why did she not live by her own advice? we are not nice here. this is poemRANKER, not poemNICER. there are plenty of aol sites for the sort of audience she is looking for. when she can take criticism, and, more importantly, when she learns a little more about group dynamics, we hope that her 'journey' finds her back here at the ranker. but for now, the kitchen is empty, and everybody else is in the backyard at the party. join us for some fava beans and a nice chianti?

Yes, you are a vampire lesbian hack. This is obviously mechanically produced poetry, being that you are unable to write a poem even remotely interesting.

the party's over, sunshine. <whine> the perry's, though known ravers, made a case to the master, and plagiary's no joke, any more. p.s. picasso's already dead. site the next picasso's head.

oh, h. in the words of the immortal billy squier, c. 1981, "everybody wants you!"

If we write about sex?

darkshark is completely unconnected with everyone mentioned in this "poem"

Oh lordy, this is like being on a horse with Haus racing across the ponderosa. Lordy, lordy, lordy, first off I'm flattered, really, to think me involved with such great minds as kaolin's and -=Dark_Angel=-'s plunderings! but no, I am not Kaolin, for the simple fact that I'm horus8, don't you fucking Google? My name Is Jeremi. I am horus8. See how that works. dark Angel is a series of wires and electrodes hooked up to an ancient and well kept secret called 'Capt. Prawn' and kaolin is the inventor of this website. Dark shark is some horrible poet trying to suck up, to us master's of the spoken word and you and your daughter are stupid fucking crybabys that don't have the guts to be poets nor the 'skills G'. When your daughter called herself the Picasso of poetry she was setting herself up for this kind of let down. Because poets don't say ridiculously stupid shit like that. It's just not done I have a superman haircut and a penis that curves off to the left, coupled by large bulbous muscles. People have often said that I'm kind to the eyes, therefore, you must forgive me for pulling off my gauntlet and cunt smacking that gash in your face you call a mouth. You are a shit poor poet and a sore loser, and your daughter is a hack with no talent in fact negative talent a void and it's you and your legless husbands fault deal with it. Maybe if you could afford a real computer you would be able to distinguish three completely different people that share a common bond of thinking you and your daughter can't write from the one or two you've merged us into. To change the subject though. This is by far your best work! It's the leaning tower of towers, it's a gravity powered douche the body can absorb. It is to vagina what penis is to sheep. I personally am proud of you, I have never seen a person go from shine to shit this quick, not even Ornella Muti, and she was the fucking devil's swollen scrotum. You just might be a poet yet. Or just a pillow for my sore nuts when I get tired of face fucking your hack of a poet daughter. here's a ten. I know it's not a bigger penis or legs for your old man, but what the hell I'm feeling giddy today.

I believe that there is a dangerous Karmic forcing growing in my fridge's crisper because when I opened it up just now my shitake mushrooms were gangraping a left over piece of pita bread. the wailing crys were to much. I had to jettison the entire drawer off of the space craft. Please forgive me Jesus.

A couple of nice lines reads more like a mission statement than a poem though

It is said we saw several entirely new verbal constructions a day Try putting a few in your writing please

I like rap wordplay but it sometimes seems a bit freestyle and craftless A haiku however is a good compromise

whose girlfriend is ugly? jeremi's? or kaolin's fiance? correct me if i am wrong, but i do not believe that -=Dark_Angel=- has ever mentioned his sexual preference, never mind posted a photo of a partner. hell, he's never even confirmed his own gender. how do you know, journey, how do you know?

Stop reading about it. I've never forced you to read any of it. People generally write about what matters to them. You don't like it then just move on. No one gives a shit about what you give a shit about.

Hey journey know how u feel id get off too but it really doent effect me much and Tek u better send me poems thn cause i like readin them good luck to the both of u wit ur writing -MikE