See you later dewd! Take it easy, and leave a message on pr as soon as poss.

great, who is it about? (10)

Rapunthel.

Yes and don't you also find it strange that whilst we chant in pious tones of charity and goodwill to all men, our reaction to the common beggar in the street is always to tread on his bollocks and vomit on his face. There's so much hypocrisy in western society that I sometimes feel like trampling a beggar's bollocks and vomitting on his face. Then maybe things would change. But not until we do something about Palestine. I'm all for an independant Palestinian state IN PRINCIPLE, but is that really the correct spelling of Palestinian? Yes. It is.

He's here chubby cheeked son naturally. He charges me three dollars a goal in soccer. Unfortunately, I ran out of dough before he ran out of kick. (I changed Gamma to queen A's at the web site GW).

I'd lose "No more bothers." But then again I have an Oedipus complex.

Could you please not be so boringly ethnic? It makes my morning coffee chill more rapidly. That alone is reason enough to attack you with powerful black magick... And tuna bagels.

Give this a twist towards the end, dedicate it to your mother rather than someperson we'll never really know about. If you want to keep the subject the same then it needs more complexity and slightly less cliche. I quite like the opener/concluder.

How about how jessica Lynch hails from Palestine West Virginia? Isn't that Lynchianly appropriate? A quote from her dad "those folks that rescued my daughter were a brave bunch of people" I wonder how he's going to feel with an ethnic son or daughter in nine months. Let's take a moment to pray shall we. Dear whoever wherever could you please give me more psychic powers so that i may change my channel without getting up or looking for the remote. Thankyou, oh and could you give the rag heads some back ground music to their machine gun dance the next time a farmer shoots down an apache with a sling shot. It would help me absorb their glee a whole lot more since i've been warped by music television and the family feud. In the name of the father, the son and the holy toast (i mean spirit as in grey goose chilled without a glass). thank you lordy.

-9-

Sweetly done, young lady. I don't know who Joey is but he must be turning scarlet. Beautiful. (Since I'm currently on a advice mission, I would like to ask you if you'll leave some advice on my latest efforts please) 9

eyes see, but that does not make it real. eyes can be fooled, and easily too. still, i like this.

What happened? Did they blow up your Indonesion Disco too?

madness. splain.

p.s. I love the last line.

Love it!

Fair enough...

Please may I ask you to let me know what you think of my latest efforts?

I'm soooo bored of war.I know lets all go back to R.I.P poetry. 5

fine. how's ham on rye? and you can get your own goddamn coffee.