I don't like lamb, but i'm fond of longpig.

watch out for them probes.

this is splendid, but perhaps i am a bit over-read on the crow,shadow, winter, river..topics of late. then again, i do comment on alot of poetry.

Not bad, although I was expecting something more humourous from the title...

yes i'm afraid so.

best poem ever. restored my faith in the world.

humbug. i celebrate my birth rather than christ's this time of year. fine poem, though.

I was hoping for friday the thirteenth too. my hopes are dashed, as usual. Sigh, back to unnameable rites of foul magic for me..

run kitty run! 9

lousy french.

i miss orange juilius' somethin fierce and a double double with cheese (monster style) with grilled onions...like, to go with dude. big time.l

stop at winter air, than say open my shutters for the sun.also, try to compromise the integrity of some of your adjectives...think neutral but crisp and light like foil, a taoist with telepathic abilities.t

no children it's not the staff of moses, nor is it honey fron canan. it's a drunk buggering in the senators curtains.

i thought this was you hoping for a new friday the thirteenth sequal out loud, than i was sadly misled..damn 8th graders. i'll wait to vote when i don't have horror movie fingers, sorry about your mate.

It's spelled: 'Acquired Immuno-Deficiency Syndrome'. Sorry. A reasonably funny set of poems, D.A., but it was a bit too long, therefore it can't have a ten, but it was too funny to warrant a zero. Let's see if we can find a value inbetween?

Oh, and the title is good.

O-kayyyy

Nice to see a work of art appreciated by the punters. Okay, enough about Ozric Tentacles' new album, this poem is wonderfully shite. Dark Angel, I don't know if you realise, but the gun laws in your country have resulted in the deaths of hundreds of innocent schoolkids. Or are you an Englishman in disguise?

Is this supposed to be satire?

This is very funny indeed. But the medication joke is a cheap ending not up to the standard of the rest.