And you are sending this off to Slayer tomorrow morning. What crap. The British are coming, the British are cuming. I h8 ur shit cuz it is jus realeee bad.

woo hoo! look who's back in the house!!! go, boy! okay, now the poem: the punctuation in the second stanza confuses me. do you need the comma after shoulder? like the thought.

Well, Melinda, you are 14. Puberty has got you down, and let me tell you, it does not get any better from here on out. Pure acne.

Shout out to the peeps in Fresno!!!!

Shout out to the peeps in Fresno!!!!

since you have given him a name, i'd like to see anthropomorphism in the poem. i.e., call him 'him,' not it. swing it just a little more, too.

Both of these made me laugh. Thanks.

oh my. left coast strikes back. and makes me smile.

very, very special. and your bus, among other things, is half the normal size, non?

so you wear your boxers over your y-fronts, that way, when a chick laughs at you for being small, you can blame it on your undergarments? GENIUS!!!

a very comforting chant, but, this line feels awkward in sound: "When I think about us making love "

so, where have i heard that before? 'soulles goat', that is. i must have been bending too close to his brown eye. again. dammit. i love an asshole that can rhyme.

not my slice, i hope. you did save one for me, didn't you dearie? with pepperoni?

erasing them won't do any good if i have the numbers.then you'll feel the burn. did i ever tell you guys about the nice irish boy who got naked and forgot his wallet in my back seat? so i sent his wife porn on his amex, with love from me? no? too bad. it was a funny story. buy me a beer sometime, and i'll even tell you about the crackwhore i saved him from.

bites. hard. and that's good. have an 8

Horus is a goof and a poem will not change that.

And your point; besides being a new nitwit. Go find a nice closet to hide in.

Would that not be the ocean Hollywood beat man.

I realse the Brits have the Shakespearean chip on the shoulder, but has you humor really sunk to the depths of this crap. It would not even be funny in Texas and they laugh at everything. Go beat off to your pictures of the Queen and save us the misery of reading your shit.

Pimple poem deluxe. It is true. In one week the site has gone to complete hell. Cannot you people just go to the journal sites and spew your nonsense. Are you British?