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INTRANSIT on some deleted poem 22 Oct 2002, 3:41 PM
Sick and hilarious! Good show!
INTRANSIT on The Enslaver of Men by Tascobar 22 Oct 2002, 4:06 PM
Aint it the truth.
Full throttle, Triple throw down, Get the hell outta my way or I'll take a bazooka to your face, SLAM-O-RAMA! Beauty.
Tintagiles on some deleted poem 22 Oct 2002, 6:14 PM
What the bloody hell is 'deafing' supposed to be?
an den ?you see punch drunk love & say...wow. dude farout...no frogs, but still.okay..oscar worthy for best picture at least. oh the poem..i think. 7.
horus8 on Dirty in England by INTRANSIT 22 Oct 2002, 8:06 PM
what's with you and the specs these days. not that i don't myself feel inclined to mention the irreplacable art of bending glass...i was just wondering. need a big q-tip..cuz..i got some. smile. i like it when you smile.
horus8 on Confusion of Illusion by DreamMachine 22 Oct 2002, 8:08 PM
true, but not 'devil may cry', cuz that's the bomb diggity..your poem though. unfortunately, just aint.
horus8 on Daniela by little_angel_maria 22 Oct 2002, 8:10 PM
i tried to complain about this poem, but the complain button doesn't work..so ...i'm just gonna fart and palm waift the smell up towards my face, and read it again..slower this time. 10!
not only is all of that true, but he also isn't english, he's english black and adopted, and he has aids on his knee cap...and a crush on woody harrelson. so there. loser, white trash bigot. booger eater, james joyce avid reader...cauliflower eared stool roller. die DIE!
horus8 on some deleted poem 22 Oct 2002, 8:16 PM
this once. don't let it happen again, our you shant recieve the mushroom hatted oracle push up the same. got it. get it. good. 7.
horus8 on Love by little_angel_maria 22 Oct 2002, 8:21 PM
this is priceless. 10. make love to my pickle swelled "lap snorkel"...could ya quick before..i really just find out your a litte fat gay jew from idaho...are there even any jews in idaho? priceless. 10! P.s together darling with my votes and counsel you take out babbit and god's wife from the best list...forever! whoooahhh..ah..ah. (pinkied cornered mouth) 10!10!
okay. you can stop popping up now,
horus8 on Ode to my childhood by nopal 22 Oct 2002, 8:26 PM
guess what. i know...it's okay that your beak is small..there..there..hold my hand.RIPPPPPPPPPP! sorry..about your arm. here..i'll give it back..BY BEATING YOUR LITTLE NUTS WITH IT..BACK! BACK! I SAY...please..please..mr. gen y guy. grow and change for me..and for timmy..and little bobby? 2.
i like the penultimate stanza!
horus8 on some deleted poem 22 Oct 2002, 1:02 PM
i want your boobies in my mouth and to cup my thumb claw into your bowling ball so that i might loose you down the ally. i also can make a mask of your father's face and make you wash my feet with your filthy little tongue whore. bitch. touch me, let me...maybe. fuck your mouth..or even better yet cock stuff your ass. bring a friend you may wear quick and some wine to babtise my prick...i'm gonna getcha!but then again the odds that you're attraCTIVE get strangely better the worse your poetry becomes...that's why i'm ugly like a sand niggers camel. can i microwave your mooseknuckle with a little saffron. bon appetite. minion.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. on America by little_angel_maria 22 Oct 2002, 1:15 PM
Anyway, what's all this BS about "oh America, haven't you suffered enough"? Have you forgotten that America is the wealthiest, most powerful, most priveleged country on the planet? USA! USA!
Tintagiles on some deleted poem 22 Oct 2002, 1:28 PM
So cliched, -=Dark_Angel=-... You're starting to let me down. Since 'Childe of my Buttocks', you really haven't been up to standard. I'm dissapointed in you.
Bachus on some deleted poem 22 Oct 2002, 1:45 PM
take out the parenthesied end and this is fucking perfect. today we are peers. i am humbled....you've helped me come to grips with my demons...now if i could only find my clothes and get this transvestite prostitute to get up and get rid of the drugs, i just might be able to get out there, and find an amy of my own to take me to a movie...maybe that madonna oscar worthy trollip of true love (remake of a great movie that should have never been remade by two fucks[madonna and guy itche] 'sweptaway') anyway...i'm moved and bothered.....excuse for a minute while i talk this diabetic midget i had flown in from bangcock into making me a bloody mary.."googlie budda sum hundy on poony wang" got it fifo"?{WHIP CRACK! WAILING MIDGET RUNS!......it's getting harder to find good help these days..forgive the intrusion, we were just talking about love!? go on.................[secret vote ballot]
INTRANSIT on some deleted poem 22 Oct 2002, 3:20 PM
I'm not scoring because you're not where we want you yet. Look up this: LANGSTON HUGHES' "Life is fine" Get back to me.
Bachus on some deleted poem 22 Oct 2002, 1:48 PM
herpe.