JESUS CHRIST TAKE IT AWAY

Yeah, that was me. Sorry.

Oh I see, do you mean the whole page spreads to accomodate all the a's until they move to next page.

I like this simplicity.Say what you see.

FUCK YOU TOO ARSEHOLE. HA HA HA

My dear GW trust me it is patently obvious that a lot of deep thought and effort go into your works. Just that I have never considered writing my main hobby, I just write it occasionally when something either gets me down or really makes me happy or if I'm asked to pen some suitable words for a friends/family occasion, I have also been known to offer something up for nephews to use in school exams and the like but football (not US) is my real passion, music and pub quizzes also.It may be that one day I will take my own poetry more seriously but not just yet.I actually joined this site looking for inspiration but so far that has only came from yourself and one or two others. For the most part I enjoy reading the comments more than the poems(yours excluded).All that 'we're the greatest' and 'You're not worthy' crap splits my sides, especially when it is the so called adults talking to 14 year olds, touches left right and centre but is their ever a victory when the opposition are children.However I will keep in mind all that you say and would appreciate your thoughts on some of the others I have posted and not just the one that I consider the weakest.(Not that the others are literary masterpieces).

This is er...rubbish. Is it even your poem? And why is it you have become so silent now that brazen has pounced upon the fact you are a hack and plagiarist. Defend your crap now young man. Why don???t you just delete the remaining number of the shit you call poems and go hide in your cave in disgrace? Regarding the above poem. It is not good, no matter who the author.

Pub quizzes, you like pub quizzes. I???m coming over and we are going out tonight. I ???am the greatest??? at pub quizzes. Fuck poetry, fuck the 14 year old angst, I???m going drinking with the anagram.

i've seen some graceful turds float too...on warm summer days, the flow of a creek makes for great toilet paper in the woods...its like a baday...or however its spelled.

Sorry P&K just back from one which we lost (something of a rarity)could have done with your help.Long drive home though.However suitably full of the frothy stuff so a good time was had nonetheless.

Incidently just read your cancer Haikus after pub quiz comments,not relevant really but I do these quizzes with my mate who has brain cancer at 39 and a couple of months to live.Just found it a bit eerie that I should come across this poem after remarking about the pub quiz.

Are everybody elses comments spread right across the screen making them a pain in the arse to read or is it just my shitty computer.

Yeah thought provoking,not bad.Spelling's a bit criminal though.

No, look. I wasn't laughing at you and then insulting you. I was putting myself in the position of what appears to be your target audience, i.e. someone who finds the poem funny. That's why I said 'HA HA HA'. However, I was unable to sustain the ruse, and the stress of pretending was so great that I said 'FUCK YOU' in order to release the tension. Unfortunately, since you did not realise that, you made a wholly inappropriate response. Good day.

No seems my whole pages are spread DA.Probably my inability to grasp modern technology.

I forgot that's what happens you write a really long word, and since you can't delete your own comments there's nothing I can do about it.

"'Cheeks robber'...?" "Good but it's not right. Sarah? No? Alright, take a look. It was 'arse bandit'!!"

That's cool, time to hit scratcher anyway before I can see through 360 degrees.Where I'm going and where I've been.

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Thanks GW, and I think you may know what I'm talking about... hint: keep your mind in the gutter, where it belongs! Mine seems to thrive down there ; )