I know what you can rub but it aint no poem.So quit being a hater,and work on getting your poems off the worst list,ok?Have a nice day.

Hannibal is just as crazy. Sometimes.

good imagery

clear imagery, good encapsulation of the moment. =)

Hannibal is just as crazy. Sometimes.

Heh, "mates". "necroscope" is a nut. His profile says that he's in the ARMY. Can you really trust the opinion of someone who would willingly conscribe themselves to take the lives of other people? I don't think so. Personally I thought the poem had a totally funkadelic "flow" that made me bust my pants and dance all over the place. Totally whack.

What a totally sweet Samurai. Does he have cool Samurai pants? And what about crazy hair?

Dorkburger? Again, you display a keen sense of constructive criticism. It is almost as good as the intestinal reference to an earlier poem of mine. You must be extremely pent up in your little room. Again, I thought you were joking in your poem, but obviously, I missed the point. I will try to be more tactical in my evaluations in the future, although worry not, I will not challenge your writing skills, or severe lack thereof. So goodnight sir or madam, I tire of you. Go back and play with the others. You are not worth my critical assessments.

Just a couple of little things. Firstly, unless it's some sorta wacky unique thing, it should be "drunk bane" not smiting. Also, Spell Resistance isn't measureed in bonuses, so just 20 would be fine. Finally, though it is an acceptable synonym, with your use of out-of-game terms in the sentence, it might be more prudent to say "high-level wizardess (or sorcereress)" instead of mage, since the mage classification dosn't really exist tangibly in 3rd Edition. Sorry! :)

You need to play less Warcraft III. Besides, my Gem of Seeing will make it so that my ghouls will rip your little elves to shreds.

Heh. I like "cheekism" best. I'll build a bunch of Cheekaurans and Cheekasaurases and they'll totally go to town on all these tiny people. Awesome

Awkward shift from concrete images to abstract ideas in lines 5 tp 6. Lines 1-5 were rather compelling but line 6 onwards sort of lost the momentum

Sometimes I look at poemranker and wonder how people, with whom I share nearly all of my DNA, can be so incredibly, astoundingly stupid. But then I realise that they probably have stupid-looking faces, and that explains it. I woke up in the wrong bed today.

good god! i can only hope you choke on your own resurrected umbilical cord.

I hope this isn't really you. Let your poetry express, as with the medical term; vent. I'd like to read your poetry stemming from 'what I once thought before.'

personally, i only like the last line. but hey, way to go anyways.

Hey, seriously, I thought you were joking. I did not think you would ransack the site for one of my poems so you could type down your i-haven't been-laid-in-a-long-long-time geek wit in the comment box. You are blessed with such a keen sense of constructive criticism. I will remember to avoid reading your work in the future.

You can tell that someone is cool and right when they talk about being laid!! Let's use the phrase "at least I have a life" a lot! The only thing worse than someone who thinks time since last sexual intercourse is really important is someone who thinks that and uses it as some sort of argument technique. Clearly, to you, being laid is so novel that you have to constantly try to bring the fact that you have had sex into every argument you have with someone on the 'internet', because, since they are on the internet and you have had sex, they are bu definition geekier and less cool than you. As for 'ransacking the site for one of your poems', all I did was click on your name, dorkburger. That's not ransacking.

"gsosville" says "this sucks and all you poems suck, you have ZERO talent, how does that fell moron?". HA! Hahahahahaha. Learn to use the English language before you try to insult someone with it. Did you run that one through a spell check or what?

And "babbit", at least he says more than "that was really nice". Calling something "nice" isn't constructive criticism either.