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Expert insight into the preachiness.
zodiac on Dictionary Lesson by Dovina 16 Nov 2004, 8:05 AM
Oh God! Math poems! This will make the approximately the millionth time the following message has been posted on poemranker. ..... 1) The converse of "I love you" is not "You love me". Its converse is nothing, or at best "If something is you, then I love that thing," since converses are mainly useful for altering if/then expressions. 2) None of the three main transformations (converse, inverse, contrapositive) can transform "I love you" into "you love me".
zodiac replying on An Afternoon Walk by Dovina 16 Nov 2004, 7:56 AM
I hope you got richa's point. Robert Frost already knew about good fences being good neighbors, being the most colossal bigot, sexist and generally crotchety cunt ever. He just thought it would be good to use a stupid character like his neighbor to teach you. Why? Because he thought you were stupid, too.
The title tells us too much. The all-caps speak too loudly, adding to the preachiness.
zodiac replying on Jesus by Dovina 16 Nov 2004, 7:47 AM
No it doesn't. In all seriousness, how can you be so dense? At any rate, the point of my "mockery" was that you've created an absurdly small number of black-and-white categories to group everyone into. I'm for the creation of so many particularized categories that the term "categories" becomes useless for describing them. If I've "categorized" your poetry as "somewhat prone to describe everything in terms of a few rather extreme or polarized categories, so that almost every conclusion contained therein is wrong or simplified to absurdity, but not always," then I'm exactly in line with my philosophy, while you're a floundering guff.
Dovina replying on An Afternoon Walk by Dovina 16 Nov 2004, 7:43 AM
I'll consider that.
Dovina replying on Boston by Dovina 16 Nov 2004, 7:39 AM
Did they?
zodiac replying on An Afternoon Walk by Dovina 16 Nov 2004, 7:38 AM
Thank you for listening to me, really. Now that we're on the same page, I'd like to point out that a) shallow and dirty snow doesn't immediately suggest to me (or anyone else, apparently) "traces of the thing covered - pain", so I think you missed the mark; b) taking the parallels in the metaphor HisJokes/HisPain, HerMissives/HerPain across the stanza break was really fucking confusing. I'm still not sure I get it; c) And you've got about 4 pains and 4 things hidding by the time you get to the "such are the jokes" part, where the metaphor effectively stops and the metaphor-explanation begins. My suggestion: Just straighten it out. Make his pain something that's actually covered by the snow on the ground, like the ground. Make her pain something that's actually surrounded by your limbs/missives. Something like, Snow on the ground shallow and dirty [Covering the frost-scarred ground or something.] Black limbs sagging frosty and white [Clutching a piece of hard blue sky or something.] Such are the jokes that cover his wounds... That is all.
Bobjim replying on Pillosophy by Bobjim 16 Nov 2004, 5:25 AM
Philosophy's great. It drove me insane and then I used it to bring my sanity back to me. Oh wait, I'm still mad. Damn
Wahey!!! I haven't seen a poemwanker award since mine got taken away. Congratulations! Maybe I should get mine back to boost the numbers...
I WOULD REWORD THAT LAST SENTENCE AS YOU ASS KISSING GAY LOOKING WANNABE GANGSTAH FROM WEST HOLLYWOOD. BUT THAT IS JUST ME. BTW, I AM ENJOYING MARILYN MANSON SINGING DEPECHE MODE. ABOUT FUCKING TIME.
Plaidypus on Boston by Dovina 15 Nov 2004, 3:32 PM
But the Red Sox won!
Dovina on Pillosophy by Bobjim 15 Nov 2004, 3:10 PM
Philospphy is worse!
Dovina on My Wish by Fire_is_cool 15 Nov 2004, 3:09 PM
hogwash!
Dovina on Found Object #1 by Plaidypus 15 Nov 2004, 3:08 PM
Silliness!
IcHronit replying on ishte ishta by IcHronit 15 Nov 2004, 12:40 PM
what an idiot you are. this shit means nothing.
Bobjim on Dino's by RGSsparky 15 Nov 2004, 8:11 AM
I feel this could have been taken further. Why not describe the clientele in intimate, if incorrect, detail.
Bobjim on Mobile Phones by RGSsparky 15 Nov 2004, 8:09 AM
I sense a lot of rage coming out in this poem. Perhaps you should consider some of my never-fail calming techniques. For you, I would suggest finding the biggest, cheapest, ugliest mobile phone around, buying 10 of them, and destroying them in interesting ways. Alternatively, send this poem to every mobile phone company's customer services e-mail address.
Weird enough to merit a 5.
jessicazee on Dino's by RGSsparky 14 Nov 2004, 7:29 PM
Wanted: Jingle writer for pizza place. Some experience preferred; will train. Must have no body hair. No freaks. 555-dino