That was pretty funny for a fat chick.

Hush.

Better than most, then. :)

yo mom

The second verse talks about shaking off praise, a hard thing to do, and often necessary. The last line seems contrary to that. I still think it's a good poem, and now you can shake that off too.

Because he's a teenager, and too many of them take it seriously.

I'm beginning to feel chased now, or is it chaste, but once again I do so much appreciate your interst.

Has it been a while?

The colossal member checkliste: Friends with Rockmage [ ] Beard? [ ] Fan of censorship [ ] Publishes very infrequently [ ] Serial Zero-er [ ] Voted Nader [ ] Owns tie-die jim-jams [ ] Owns no brogues [ ] Reads poeme before commenting [ ] Does not automatically give CLS 10 [ ]

Is there a redoubtable checkliste of colossal member-ness nowe?

For someone who set up such an ace website you sure are a colossal member.

Weird. I checked, and my other posts avg 23 words per sentence. This one's only 15 or so. Maybe it's trying too hard to sound foreign? Or like Wilfred Owen?

I imagine He would like it.