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Dovina on Little Girl by hbhpoems 29 Jun 2004, 4:01 PM
This is good, except for telling her what to do in the last two lines.
Bachus on Stepperstapper by FreeFormFixation 29 Jun 2004, 3:58 PM
I can Waltz on Walter.
Dare yee summon Turdzilla, and risk the scently order of our bow'l?
Bachus on Titleist and Socrates by MacFrantic 29 Jun 2004, 3:51 PM
Somewhere, sometime, somehow Dudley Moore just queefed.
Bachus replying on afraid by hbhpoems 29 Jun 2004, 3:49 PM
It was obviously written by a blind lesbian eskimo
Bachus replying on afraid by hbhpoems 29 Jun 2004, 3:48 PM
Are you ill? Or do I need to point out why a poem of this ilk should shave with a lawnmower.
Bachus on afraid by hbhpoems 29 Jun 2004, 3:46 PM
FOAM!!!
Bachus replying on I Am The Wolf of the Steppes by versus_u 29 Jun 2004, 3:43 PM
I aim high, I was in the Navy.
Lifeboatman on To A Debaucherous Lover by versus_u 29 Jun 2004, 3:39 PM
8 dear.. delicious isn't it.. but it's not good
10... always a delight...
Lifeboatman replying on I Am The Wolf of the Steppes by versus_u 29 Jun 2004, 3:36 PM
you always know the right things to say, daon't you!?
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on Niggers Don't Write Poetry by pain killer 29 Jun 2004, 12:59 PM
P.S. There is no "bandwagon" to "gang up" on you. Everyone independently thinks you're a cock.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on Niggers Don't Write Poetry by pain killer 29 Jun 2004, 12:57 PM
I like the way you lurch around gushing about irony, even though every time you make an "ironic" comment you carefully explain why you think it's ironic. You are an idiot of the first class.
MR Blobby on Fishy Blob by MR Blobby 29 Jun 2004, 12:14 PM
fish off!!
MR Blobby on afraid by hbhpoems 29 Jun 2004, 12:13 PM
blobby blob
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on The Weaver's Curse by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 29 Jun 2004, 11:45 AM
How dare you? You aren't being anywhere near as humble as you should be, Stephen. And in mocking me, in daring to think that you could teach -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. a thing or two about guff, you have opened yourself up to ridicule on a massive scale. Not just because you're a wally, Stephen. But because your insolence is crippling this community all to bits. My poemes aren't here for people like you to mock. They're here because of a thing called "constructive criticism"; they're here because "constructive criticism" is the final bastion for what little maturity remains in this guff-pit. And I will continue to strain with every fibre of instinct and conviction in my body to defend "constructive criticism", until people like you grow up. Now, in the name of Christ, apologise. -0-
hbhpoems on Artist's Child by conan the grammarian 29 Jun 2004, 11:38 AM
Great start to your poem. If possible add more detail. I am working on detail in my poems as well. Keep the work up.
This is mostly incoherent and rambles too much. Did you write it as a stream consciousness? (James Joyce wrote Ulysses with this technique) Perhaps you might take this and shorten for I believe it has some good ideas and concepts. I like the concept of no end in searching for the beginning. An example for the last line: "The end becomes infinite in my quest for the beginning" I do like the line: "Something to lay my mind to rest, giving it reason to ease." Quite lovely and consider deleting the obscenities. They, IMO, detract from the poem and its potential.
i love it when the big boys gang up on each other...what's up doug? the big boys won't let you join their gang...or did you fail the initiation test?...the trick is to write unmitigated rubbish that means nowt but that because it' oh so clever no one dare admit to not "getting" it...this poem is very clever but lacks warmth and emotional depth and resonance...it's a turd wrapped in silver foil and it stinks...you know how to write good poems don't you doug?...you know i'm right (and write) horus...you DO like your folds
pain killer replying on Niggers Don't Write Poetry by pain killer 29 Jun 2004, 10:22 AM
So you didn't have the bollix to stand up to jack macwibble@zodiac.com and you've joined the lets gang up on pain killer bandwagon...you nearly creamned yourself when zodiac damned you with faint praise...what's up...you scared of him and his big wordy stick?...and Doug...your poetry is shite it keeps me up all night...and guess what...the big boys, you know, the regulars who sup at the poemrankers arms (real ale only) still don't like you...now THAT'S ironic...oh yeh i nearly forgot...irony is a concept yanks just can't get their heads around...(aint that true God's wifey) Doug...very poor