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richa on afraid by hbhpoems 30 Jun 2004, 12:14 PM
Afraid is a very weak impact word. You should try to avoid labelling emotions, use image to portray. Also this could do with cutting down, make the reader think over the words rather than read through to get to the punch. Spellcheck would not go amiss.
fair12 on afraid by hbhpoems 30 Jun 2004, 11:54 AM
I'm afraid I have to agree with the others - a tale with no expression... A shrink is an amazing use of money and really can help with your issues.
nentwined on Little Girl by hbhpoems 30 Jun 2004, 11:16 AM
spelling and grammar would help this. still too much telling for me.
ARTIE on Blobby song$ by MR Blobby 30 Jun 2004, 10:25 AM
Damn! All I see is a blob upon my sheetmusic! I had a playfully good time trying to put a tune to this, but alas, blobby blob, blobby blob, I lacked the syncopation. It's nice to know you're loved though.
ARTIE on My Friend? by Blade 30 Jun 2004, 10:14 AM
Hmmmmmm... It would make more sense to me if it were "by barstools that have Gone-awry-a." They have no clout whatsoever.
Stephen Robins replying on Ethnic Smells by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 30 Jun 2004, 6:31 AM
Your dedication to guffranker.com is admirable - most people touring the far east would be emptying themselves into the local nightlife. However as you are probably still encased in a pair of deep vein thrombosis tights following the 12 hr flight I beleive you have been most wise not to feast on the local victuals.
Stephen Robins replying on The Weaver's Curse by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 30 Jun 2004, 6:27 AM
I attained 22 UCAS points including General Studies - Touché.
tolstoyleo on A Time for More War by dougsoderstrom 30 Jun 2004, 5:06 AM
well... weren't you wrong!!!
Shuushin replying on The Death of Love by donmiguel1960 30 Jun 2004, 5:02 AM
feels more like I'm being boarded by the parrot... Here - have a cracker, cracker.
tolstoyleo on Thong Thoo by fatmansinging 30 Jun 2004, 4:40 AM
You sound like my friend who has a very bad lisp... and speaking of... why does the word lisp end in "sp?" I gave it a 3
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on The Weaver's Curse by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 30 Jun 2004, 4:31 AM
How dare you call me stupid?! I have a SECOND-CLASS DEGREE in Combined Studies from Manchester UNIVERSITY.
tolstoyleo on a Waste of Space by thepinkbunnyofdoom 30 Jun 2004, 4:30 AM
I made a word: pop-tarded. It's my nice way of saying retarded. I really liked this poem. I liked it so much, I printed it out and used it in place of my toilet paper. -0-
Stephen Robins replying on The Weaver's Curse by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 30 Jun 2004, 1:38 AM
Shan't. And it's no good you spurting your curd and getting all excited because someone called a spade a negro. In point of fact my comment was extremely valid, this haiku did not provide the foundation stone of the reverential harness which now adorns your mishapen frame. Indeed your early poetry is massively disappointing, EVEN after your attempts to reduce the amount of cod on your user page. -6-
Nay, my good sir, this is the epitome of great poetry. Each line should be savored and critiqued, metaphored in our own attempts to match its hugeness. Look again, pray, with eyes enlightened.
zodiac on afraid by hbhpoems 29 Jun 2004, 10:43 PM
Are you related to Blindpoetry?
You're hugely wrong.
zodiac replying on The Death of Love by donmiguel1960 29 Jun 2004, 9:55 PM
By being a colossal boob. Checkmate. Cast down ye cutlasses and avast.
Talking of ethnic smells, look what I found in Singapore! http://tinyurl.com/273w3 http://tinyurl.com/yrbnh
Doug replying on Captain Napkin Starring In "The Passion Of Napkin" by horus8 29 Jun 2004, 9:24 PM
I wish I could touch your neck ,just one time jerimi.Your so good..maybe when I awake?Maybe when I fall?Either way I'll be by you.Just one time.Can't wait u little biatch.I'll be dreaming of u. BYE
Dovina on The Weaver's Curse by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 29 Jun 2004, 4:23 PM
The Mother's Curse A noise in the dark I tremble in sheer terror - An escaped son?