-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
replying on In the Land of Bob by Bobjim
15 May 2004, 8:01 AM
Or perhaps a wacky Terry Pratchett newsletter!
That's so funny! I bet you could write a great Red Dwarf fanfiction with your zany brand of humour!
in case you ask why I edited and trashed all your votes it was because the spelling errors in this villanelle threatened to send it to the bow'ls of Pinsky's horrid Inferno.
Please feel free to tell me what a wackjob I am
Thank you
Actually, I went for humour and got poetry. By the way, cows do not just "happen". The Boble later states that many animals, cows included, are spontaneously created by the will of Bob. The usual cause is that He gets bored.
believe the packed bags, they are a fair hint.
very good, nice use of language, I think that is important.
Not sure about 'milky' as a sentence in its own right. Sounds like some mad persons catchphrase.
Who the hell are you?
yeah, sometimes i'd like to do that too...
A very mooving poem Out of all the trash on PR
this is true feeling pome.good work
Stephen Robins
replying on The Plea of the Beneathednessified (New poetry scheme!) by Enkidu
15 May 2004, 12:45 AM
You have a tiny penis.
love it good work!
what happens next???? suspense is fun
New Life Drug
on The Plea of the Beneathednessified (New poetry scheme!) by Enkidu
15 May 2004, 12:18 AM
i cant read this i just cant
I like the way you think
Congratulations. You went for poetry, and got humor. I went for humor, and wound up glancing off an udder into the far reaches of the galaxy. Cows happen.
your generosity exceeds mine own.
WAIT!! DON'T FALL FOR IT!! IT'S JUST A DIVERSIONARY TICTAC!!
AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!
I read the first line. Then vomited upon and ate my own penis with a draught of dark warm ale.
How sad and extremely familiarly pathetic
Now now it wasn't nice of you to delete my comment like that. I mean, I'd just re-post it, but I can't because I don't remember: partly beccause your poem had a mental black-out effect similar to the pressure of a steel baseball bat when applied to the skull of a living person. O well.