Phalkon
replying on The Blood-Stained Body by Phalkon
14 May 2004, 5:46 AM
luckily, i was revived by the EMS crew on the way to the hospital...
i actually was thinking about making this into a sort of non-rhyming song like Sting's "fields of gold".... but i have yet to come up with a tune for it :\
wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
replying on The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-At-Law by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
14 May 2004, 5:41 AM
How would he know? He's not a lawyer. And neither I am. You see, it's all been a hideous misunderstanding. I'm not a barrister; I'm a barista (i.e. an employee of a coffee shop).
See http://coffeetea.about.com/library/gloss
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
replying on The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-At-Law by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
14 May 2004, 5:36 AM
Is it still the case that any law student must dine at least 24 times in inner temple before being allowed to qualify?
"Bill and Ted's: Enormously Mind-Numbing Adventure"
Where do you get all this great material from?!?!?!1
Pure comedy gold!!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zodiac
on The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-At-Law by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
14 May 2004, 5:19 AM
Ace!
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
on The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-At-Law by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
14 May 2004, 5:19 AM
I declare it to be the most whimsical jape of the season!!! -6-
Stephen Robins
on The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-At-Law by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
14 May 2004, 5:14 AM
That is splendid.
So you have time to write that but no time for a mug of wallop later in inner temple?
You shameful fraud!
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
on untitled: dedicated to my soldier/husband by SweetJuliet10
14 May 2004, 4:58 AM
Thoughts (Free verse) by nicole081083
As I lie here in my bed
Many thoughts run through my head
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I read "my soldier/husband" as "my soldier and/or my husband". Am I to understand that you have your own soldier in addition to having a husband? How does that work, exactly? Is he an "Army of One"?
I suppose you might have meant "my soldier divided by my husband," but if you divide a soldier by a husband, what is the result? A bit of body armor, testosterone, and barely-concealed homoerotic tendencies over 1, I imagine.
Hey, wow! I can tell your contribution to poemranker is going to be valuable and interesting! Except for the fact that you're going to leave in a week without even bothering to change your username to 'Deleted User' when you find your poems can't receive any 'constructive criticism' here.
"two bodies, drifting
their trajectories intersect
close enough for
an inverse-square relationship
to develop."
That is buncombe. What do you mean by "close enough for an inverse-square relationship to develop"? The inverse square law applies to two bodies at ANY distance, no matter how large or small. At the present moment, according to the inverse square law, your shrivell'd prune of a body is experiencing the tug of gravity from EVERY other object in the Universe. Including my own buttocks, and the buttocks of every buttock-endowed life form in the universe.
How about ABbACDBACDBbABCDDCB?
As usual, I have no idea what you're saying, Blindpoetry.
Wow! Criticizing poems on the Worst list! What a great idea!
don't be sad. it's against the rules!
Which of those categories include the people in my categories a) and c)? And who is 7.?
Excuse me but this is a -=Dark_Angel=--only discussion.
Shut up dicksplash.