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Stephen Robins replying on Waste Replacing by Phalkon 14 May 2004, 9:47 AM

What are you on about dicknose?

Blindpoetry replying on She Dreams of Yesterday by Phalkon 14 May 2004, 9:43 AM

I was saying that your imagination is wrong... *ponders* .. maybe I'll get a satisfactory reply if i include bow'ls in this reply? ...Bow'ls...

Blindpoetry replying on Waste Replacing by Phalkon 14 May 2004, 9:30 AM

Do you people have a strange fetish for those kind of insults? It's always dick'something'... I dub your reply, Fat Back, a stupid one that is filled with much ignorance... *nods*

Shuushin on The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-At-Law by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 14 May 2004, 8:46 AM

Hello Fraser! Welcome to Poemranker! Thanks for posting such a great poem! A/S/L?

sliver replying on A Year Later (edited a bit) by Sasha 14 May 2004, 7:43 AM

Just East of Colorado Springs.

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. on A Valley Girl's Rendition of "Fire and Ice." by Enkidu 14 May 2004, 7:06 AM

I always thought this use of "like" came from Australia. Did it migrate there from California or vice versa? Or did they emerge independently? -6-

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on untitled: dedicated to my soldier/husband by SweetJuliet10 14 May 2004, 6:58 AM

http://www.guggenheim.org/exhibitions/singular_forms/highlights_13a.html

Enkidu replying on A Valley Girl's Rendition of "Fire and Ice." by Enkidu 14 May 2004, 6:43 AM

Thank you much and often

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on inverse square by ex0teric 14 May 2004, 6:18 AM

Yes you do. Your roommate in your third year at Trinity told me that he once left his trousers hanging in the main lounge area to dry overnight. At about 3am he was woken by a faint scratching sound coming from the lounge. He peeked through a crack in his door and saw you trying on the trousers and walking around in them. He didn't want to bust you because it would have been really awkward, so he just crept back into his bed and kept quiet. He never told you this, but he always had trouble sleeping after that.

zodiac on Fear by Phalkon 14 May 2004, 6:16 AM

What do you mean by "my fears begin to forte"? The most logical explanation I can come up with is that you're using some kind of obsolete olden verb meaning "to builde a [sofa cushion] fortresse." Is this the case?

INTRANSIT on Diane Keaton's Tits by JoyLuck 14 May 2004, 6:16 AM

Wow. I guess there really isn't enough room for I have a fat back. I thought bins were bigger. hmmm.

INTRANSIT on untitled: dedicated to my soldier/husband by SweetJuliet10 14 May 2004, 6:14 AM

I'M GOING TO THROW YOU A LIFE PRESERVER!!! PUT IT ON!!! Buy a copy of : Poetry for dummies. No, I'm not kidding. and some poetry to read. rummage through the section at the library for something you like. read. practice. Then rewrite this and do your Valiant husband the justice he deserves. Because, while heartfelt, this is not poetry. Most 'rankers will write 10 pieces, only one of which will be worth rewriting or posting. Get used to it. It's work.

zodiac replying on She Dreams of Yesterday by Phalkon 14 May 2004, 6:07 AM

Might I recommend one of these? http://tinyurl.com/2f39x

INTRANSIT replying on The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-At-Law by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 14 May 2004, 5:59 AM

fair...equity... a bit of a reach but no more hiccup so, yes.

wFraser Allonby Q.C.w replying on The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-At-Law by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 14 May 2004, 5:55 AM

Have you been employed by Her Majesty's Commission for Numbers to improve the image of the number six? I can think of no other explanation for your recent obsession with the said number. -6-

wFraser Allonby Q.C.w replying on The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-At-Law by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 14 May 2004, 5:52 AM

Is that better?

edpeterson on feelings of the inside by SweetJuliet10 14 May 2004, 5:52 AM

take some tylenol, then take a class in English Fundamentals.

INTRANSIT on The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-At-Law by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 14 May 2004, 5:50 AM

s-6 L-1 hiccup. Nicely done.

edpeterson on Tasha:dedicated to my dear friend by SweetJuliet10 14 May 2004, 5:50 AM

furious with god...always have memories.... really special. best poem i have read in a long time. -0-

edpeterson on untitled: dedicated to my soldier/husband by SweetJuliet10 14 May 2004, 5:48 AM

very funny this one. Untitled, followed by a title. if i had not read this, i would not believe that it could be written.