sliver
on In the Land of Bob by Bobjim
14 May 2004, 11:37 AM
Where's Saturday and Sunday?
lost in the mind of Bob?
You know as well as I that my roommate never wore any trousers, instead choosing to grow his hair down to his ankles and wrap it around his lower portions.
I guess you could call it his "jodhp-hairs"!!!!!11
Oh my God. You said bum. You're a bad person and you're going to hell for that.
Wow. Almost deep and meaningful. But not quite. 7
One of the -=Dark_Angel=-s is a skin tumour.
But not the one who has been accused of secretly wearing his roommate's trousers in the middle of the night.
This is profiling. And profiling is wrong.
Love it, even though any meaning is lost on me. Have a 10.
This one is pretty frickin dead on though, if not exactly in accent, certainly in flavor - you must admit.
wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
replying on The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-At-Law by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
14 May 2004, 10:15 AM
Surely my weeble-like figure ensures that I can wobble around the coffee shop without falling over.
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wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
replying on The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-At-Law by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
14 May 2004, 10:11 AM
Rad!
wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
replying on The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-At-Law by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
14 May 2004, 10:10 AM
And I dub thee with a shitty stick. Arise, Sir Quimston.
wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
replying on The Plea of the Beneathednessified (New poetry scheme!) by Enkidu
14 May 2004, 10:09 AM
Perhaps the entire poem would benefit from punctuation.
As, indeed, would your poems and comments. You big homo.
wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
replying on The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-At-Law by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
14 May 2004, 10:06 AM
73/M/Royal Courts of Justice, Strand, London
Excuse the interjection, but what caused the faint scratching noise? were the trousers made of sandpaper? does one of the -=Dark_Angel=-'s have a skin condition?
Stephen Robins
on The Plea of the Beneathednessified (New poetry scheme!) by Enkidu
14 May 2004, 9:58 AM
"Speak now as a man no dog or angel" may benefit from punctuation.
Aside from that this poem is a blender full of turds.
If you want to reopen that failed arguement again I am more than happy, however I think you should quietly nod goodnight to the room, about turn, take a last drink of cognac, shut the study door, climb on the mahogony desk and throw yourself into the bin.
This poem by the way is absolutely appalling.
Stephen Robins
replying on The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-At-Law by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
14 May 2004, 9:53 AM
Skill!
Stephen Robins
replying on The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-At-Law by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
14 May 2004, 9:52 AM
Your legs are too fat to suuport you in a job where you would have to be on your feet all day.
You are a failed thin person.
You are a cockwatcher.
fair12
on The Ballad of Fraser Allonby Q.C., Barrister-At-Law by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w
14 May 2004, 9:49 AM
that was great! thoroughly enjoyable.. I dub thee with a 9