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ggawrysi on The Conqueror Worm by zodiac 28 Apr 2004, 11:47 AM
actually, Mezcal has the worm in it, not Tequila. other than that i enjoyed the poem until the last two lines, which came as a sudden shift. i don't mind a quick twist, but i liked where the poem was going rather than where it ended up.
I think it is good, except for the fact that you do not degrade women enough. How bout a dose of misogyny tossed in for good measure, and maybe snuffle up some rails in there somewhere?
richa on Pardon my lines by Bobjim 28 Apr 2004, 11:11 AM
You are right. What I meant to say was that asking mona lisa for head under the pseudonym Dirk Diggler was ungentlemanly. Don't do it again.
zodiac replying on The True Irony by thepinkbunnyofdoom 28 Apr 2004, 10:38 AM
The easy line here would be "Too bad this poem wasn't an overwhelming sensation." I choose the high road.
I loved that trilogoy! Rock and roll.
thepinkbunnyofdoom replying on The True Irony by thepinkbunnyofdoom 28 Apr 2004, 9:57 AM
James's Writing Style Obviously, but they do make sense, they are about overwhelming sensations.
thepinkbunnyofdoom replying on The True Irony by thepinkbunnyofdoom 28 Apr 2004, 9:55 AM
Price of Tea in China?
thepinkbunnyofdoom replying on The True Irony by thepinkbunnyofdoom 28 Apr 2004, 9:54 AM
True, but tools are useful and this is only half written by me
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. on Heat by Shardik 28 Apr 2004, 9:27 AM
If I didn't know better, I'd say you'd somehow turned into a Mature Poete in your absence.
Shardik on Heat by Shardik 28 Apr 2004, 9:02 AM
You are all very shallow. Manatees bobbing in a display pool somewhere in the heart of Vegas.
Probably DeQuincey who wrote confessions of an opium eater.
I guess we just blew my SupremeDreamerCommentWordCount : OtherCommentWordCount ratio. It was 2.42 : 1 this morning
Bobjim replying on Pardon my lines by Bobjim 28 Apr 2004, 7:11 AM
Hammers with pockets to transport things in that have been stolen.
One time - oh man, this is so cool - on time, I found a syringe and I like ground it up, you know man, like melted the melty parts and like cut up the metal parts really really really small and i put it in a spoon and then like poured it out of the spoon cuz I really didn't know what to do with it once it was in the spoon, so anyway I had this black and shiney mix of the remains of this syringe I found and I was going to like, snort it but it seemed to shiney to do that so I though maybe, like - "hey, rub it on your gums, man" so I started doing that - but if wicked fucking started hurting alot so I stopped, and well I put the rest in a zip-lock baggie (yellow and blue make green) and now I keep the baggie in my locker except when I show it to my friends and tell them about the time I found a syringe.
zodiac replying on The bearded space merchant from lil Idaho by Don-Quixote 28 Apr 2004, 6:53 AM
I made up the category yesterday, ergo: correct.
zodiac replying on The bearded space merchant from lil Idaho by Don-Quixote 28 Apr 2004, 6:51 AM
To wit: "At the time, director James Cameron was married but having an affair with one of the film’s stars, Linda Hamilton. One evening, while riding in a limo with Cameron, Hamilton, and others, Schwarzenegger suddenly lifted Hamilton onto his lap and began fondling her breasts through the very thin top she was wearing. The witness says, “I couldn’t believe Cameron didn’t have the balls to tell Arnold to get off his girl. The whole thing made me sick.” "A female producer on one of Schwarzenegger’s films tells of a time when her ex-husband came to visit the set. When she introduced the man to Schwarzenegger, the star quipped, “Is this guy the reason why you didn’t come up to my hotel room last night and suck my cock?” "A woman who went to the set of 1996’s Eraser recalls the friend she was visiting there being asked to retrieve Schwarzenegger from his trailer for a shot that was ready to roll earlier than expected. “He asked me if I wanted to meet Arnold, and I said sure. When we opened the door to his trailer, Arnold was giving oral sex to a woman. He looked up and, with that accent, said very slowly, ‘Eating is not cheating.’ I met him again about a year later and asked him, in German, whether or not eating was cheating, and he just laughed.”"
Shuushin replying on The bearded space merchant from lil Idaho by Don-Quixote 28 Apr 2004, 6:48 AM
On of these days you'll be correct, expecially if you keep practicing. Thank you for playing.
zodiac replying on The bearded space merchant from lil Idaho by Don-Quixote 28 Apr 2004, 6:19 AM
Yes of course, but the category is actually Funny Celebrity Lechers, so clueranker score: -7-
zodiac replying on The bearded space merchant from lil Idaho by Don-Quixote 28 Apr 2004, 6:15 AM
clueranker score: 1
Shuushin replying on The bearded space merchant from lil Idaho by Don-Quixote 28 Apr 2004, 6:00 AM
Dr. Morgan asked Mr. Rudd what he thought about having rumble strips at this intersection. Mr. Rudd replied that this is certainly another option and asked if they would prefer to have these on Route 208 or Route 250. Chairman Barnes said that he would agree with whatever it takes to stop the fatalities.