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wFraser Allonby Q.C.w replying on A Proclamation to Our Lord by Joe-joe 26 Apr 2004, 5:18 AM
The nakedness of thy father's wife shalt thou not uncover: it is thy father's nakedness.
wFraser Allonby Q.C.w replying on A Proclamation to Our Lord by Joe-joe 26 Apr 2004, 5:17 AM
The nakedness of thy father, or the nakedness of thy mother, shalt thou not uncover: she is thy mother; thou shalt not uncover her nakedness.
wFraser Allonby Q.C.w on A Proclamation to Our Lord by Joe-joe 26 Apr 2004, 5:17 AM
None of you shall approach to any that is near of kin to him, to uncover their nakedness: I am the LORD.
zodiac replying on The True Irony by thepinkbunnyofdoom 26 Apr 2004, 3:34 AM
What a surprise.
Everyone replying on evolution 9 by wilco 26 Apr 2004, 3:18 AM
What about Adam and Eve? Evolution suggests we evolved from apes. And what about the fact that evolution has occurred over millions of years, but the Bible says the world is only a few thousand years old?
wFraser Allonby Q.C.w on Bottom half of a phone by That One 26 Apr 2004, 2:53 AM
Circumcise yourselves to the LORD, and take away the foreskins of your heart, ye men of Judah and inhabitants of Jerusalem: lest my fury come forth like fire, and burn that none can quench it, because of the evil of your doings.
wFraser Allonby Q.C.w on The Song of Summer Youth (II) by cleverdevice 26 Apr 2004, 2:52 AM
And ye shall circumcise the flesh of your foreskin; and it shall be a token of the covenant betwixt me and you.
Stephen Robins replying on The True Irony by thepinkbunnyofdoom 26 Apr 2004, 2:49 AM
Enough said.
cleverdevice replying on The Song of Summer Youth (II) by cleverdevice 26 Apr 2004, 2:18 AM
Yeah, it is somewhat cliched/crap.
sarah replying on Radiation Reflections by sarah 26 Apr 2004, 1:48 AM
well... buffy rhymes too. write me a vampire slayer limerick. haha
sarah replying on Equality by sarah 26 Apr 2004, 1:37 AM
lmao! wow. yeah, i wrote this for a specific audience and they totally ate it up. guess i'd better try for more pretentious poetry around here. :) nice checklist. did you make that yourself? peace to ya dark one, sarah bonus comment: you're funny
wFraser Allonby Q.C.w replying on Equality by sarah 26 Apr 2004, 1:26 AM
Indeed http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&;ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=kittens+knead&meta=
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on Equality by sarah 26 Apr 2004, 1:23 AM
Actually, they do. -0-
wFraser Allonby Q.C.w on The True Irony by thepinkbunnyofdoom 26 Apr 2004, 1:17 AM
WHAT IS A MULLET TOSS? WHY TOSS A MULLET? WHEN DOES THE ACTUAL TOSSING OF THE MULLET BEGIN? WHAT HAPPENS TO MULLET AFTER THE MULLET TOSS? HOW MANY PEOPLE USUALLY COME TO THE MULLET TOSS? WHAT ARE THE RULES FOR TOSSING A MULLET? Go to http://www.florabama.com/Special%20Events/ Mullet%20Toss/mullet_toss_faq.htm "Celebrity Tossers at High Noon Saturday"
wFraser Allonby Q.C.w replying on Radiation Reflections by sarah 26 Apr 2004, 1:16 AM
Your syntax just gets worse and worse, you heavily- back-fatted old soak.
wFraser Allonby Q.C.w replying on Radiation Reflections by sarah 26 Apr 2004, 1:15 AM
WHAT IS A MULLET TOSS? WHY TOSS A MULLET? WHEN DOES THE ACTUAL TOSSING OF THE MULLET BEGIN? WHAT HAPPENS TO MULLET AFTER THE MULLET TOSS? HOW MANY PEOPLE USUALLY COME TO THE MULLET TOSS? WHAT ARE THE RULES FOR TOSSING A MULLET? Go to http://www.florabama.com/Special%20Events/Mullet%20Toss/mullet_toss_faq.htm "Celebrity Tossers at High Noon Saturday"
wFraser Allonby Q.C.w replying on Radiation Reflections by sarah 26 Apr 2004, 1:00 AM
Because I want to write offensive limericks about you. Unfortunately, nothing rhymes with Duffy except fluffy, guffy, huffy, scruffy and stuffy.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. on The True Irony by thepinkbunnyofdoom 26 Apr 2004, 12:34 AM
You're not supposed to put your own poems in your favourites list. Well you can, but it makes you a tool.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. on death by xunitedx 26 Apr 2004, 12:31 AM
But what happens after death? It's all a bit of a mystery, isn't it?
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. on Equality by sarah 26 Apr 2004, 12:29 AM
You know what's worse than th insincere rhetoric of equality? This poeme. [_] AABB rhyming scheme [_] About romantic love [_] About poetry-writing [_] About suicide or self-mutilation [_] Arbitrary indentation [_] Arbitrary line breaks [_] Autobiographical but in the third person [X] Clerical errors [X] Cliched imagery (staring out of window, pits of despair) [_] Cliched rhymes (love/above etc.) [X] Devoid of alliteration or any such linguistic embellishments [X] Devoid of rhyme [_] Devoid of simile, reification or any such literary devices [_] Devoid of wond'rous or fantastical imagery [_] Drug references [_] Elves, unicorns, etc. [_] Exclamation points used to mark 'the funny bits' [_] Insipidly whimsical or zany [_] Leaving rant [X] Lower case only [X] Melodramatic [_] Naively religious or superstitious [X] Obsessed with femininity [_] Overabundance of ellipses [_] Overuse of 'depression' words (putrid, wretched, darkness, etc) [_] Pointedly unanswered questions [_] Protagonist has a smug name [X] Rage against the machine [_] References to the author's 'social life' [_] Repetition of a single word or phrase to the point of nausea [X] Sanctimoniously moral [_] Sentimental [_] Self-pity [_] Thesaurophilia [_] Use of internet shorthand or emoticons [_] Vicarious wish fulfilment Bonus comment: Kittens do not knead their mothers. -9-