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wFraser Allonby Q.C.w replying on questions by ggawrysi 21 Apr 2004, 5:43 AM
All phrases must begin: "I like to ..."
wFraser Allonby Q.C.w replying on questions by ggawrysi 21 Apr 2004, 5:43 AM
Have you set up another random phrase generator? I do hope so.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on questions by ggawrysi 21 Apr 2004, 5:41 AM
I like to cram lederhosen down my throat while drawing a cartoon of Hitler undergoing forced sex-change surgery.
wFraser Allonby Q.C.w on Ravings of a dreamer by SupremeDreamer 21 Apr 2004, 5:41 AM
SEAGOON: I must warn you that this is a case of ipso facto corincarborundum filius. ECCLES: Ohohoooo. What do all dem woords mean den? SEAGOON: I don't know, but they make me sound intelligent. In any case, they fooled you. ECCLES: Oh, yeah well, you needn't have used such long words, small words fool me just the same.
zodiac replying on questions by ggawrysi 21 Apr 2004, 5:39 AM
"What methods have you found work best?" Endlessly fellating Stephen.
wFraser Allonby Q.C.w replying on questions by ggawrysi 21 Apr 2004, 5:37 AM
By the way ... author: violetsuede (11/24/03 7:51 am) comment: I'm kind of in a rut right now. I'm at my fattest that I've ever been (5'7, 260) and I want to lose some weight but I'm lazy and I have this addiction to food. Unlike what some of the webpages I've read, I don't have low self-esteem but my weight gain as of late has definitely left me feeling not so great about myself. Whenever I try to diet or change my eating habits, it never lasts. It's almost like going through withdrawl- I'm sure you all understand. If I could just stop eating, I would, but that is impossible if I want to continue on in life. My boyfriend and I talked tonight about it all and he is willing to help motivate me but I'm afraid it won't be enough. For those of you currently losing weight, what is your secret? What methods have you found work best? I don't know if I'm ready for this but maybe I never will feel ready so there is no time like the present! Thank you in advance! http://pub222.ezboard.com/featingdisorders92123compulsiveovereatingdisorder.showMessage?topicID=542.topic
zodiac replying on questions by ggawrysi 21 Apr 2004, 5:34 AM
*BOOM BOOM*
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. on Ravings of a dreamer by SupremeDreamer 21 Apr 2004, 5:33 AM
So apart from spazzing out on meth-beakers and party-whazzes every tooby beeper, and writing poetry about how deviant you are, what do you actually do that's so fucking deviant? Nothing. You've just got an obsession with being different from other people, because it's the only way you can excuse your astounding mediocrity in all areas.
wFraser Allonby Q.C.w replying on questions by ggawrysi 21 Apr 2004, 5:32 AM
Quite literally "in the face of violetsuede".
zodiac replying on questions by ggawrysi 21 Apr 2004, 5:31 AM
That's ridiculous! No body could maintain that level of arousal in the... face of violetsuede.
wFraser Allonby Q.C.w on Ravings of a dreamer by SupremeDreamer 21 Apr 2004, 5:13 AM
http://www.iol.ie/~ejordan/horse1.WAV
Stephen Robins replying on questions by ggawrysi 21 Apr 2004, 5:11 AM
Your assertion that anything could be "an endless disaster on the scale of receiving fellatio from violetsuede in a brightly-lit lockerroom full of geriatrics" is the the full of dunce raving of a dicksplat. I do not believe that fellatio from aforementioned fat mess would be endless, indeed, I believe I may arrive a little too soon if her corpulent lips were to be enwrapped around my bulbous purple end. The presence of geriatrics may, moreover, further hasten the pace of my arrival to the point where I actually arrive before I have started.
wFraser Allonby Q.C.w replying on questions by ggawrysi 21 Apr 2004, 5:00 AM
"I have no experience with Alan Partridge ..." In which case, sir, prepare to gain some valuable experience: "Alan: It’s very Cluedo this house, isn’t it? Colonel Mustard in the en-suite bathroom with the lead pipe. Battered." See http://www.gazmac.freeserve.co.uk/aha1.htm
zodiac replying on questions by ggawrysi 21 Apr 2004, 4:34 AM
"Americans encourage everybody to make a success of themselves - this is dangerous and has led to endless disasters, whereby..." Oh, but didn't your country invent the insidious "Idol" fad? That's an endless disaster on the scale of receiving fellatio from violetsuede in a brightly-lit lockerroom full of geriatrics.
Stephen Robins on Ravings of a dreamer by SupremeDreamer 21 Apr 2004, 3:38 AM
And just when you think a cock couldn't get any bigger along comes someone with a Swedish vacum pump.
Stephen Robins replying on questions by ggawrysi 21 Apr 2004, 3:32 AM
Ricky Gervais is an uncouth, common yob. We English have a stricter discriminatory process over what makes a good television programme. Americans encourage everybody to make a success of themselves - this is dangerous and has led to endless disasters, whereby someone who in England would be forced to crouch in their own ordure whilst lacing his Master's boots becomes successful. If an example is needed I give you Richard Simmons : http://www.richardsimmons.com/homepage.asp
cleverdevice replying on The Song of Summer Youth (II) by cleverdevice 21 Apr 2004, 2:57 AM
sorted, now.
fluffigrbl11 on Who king in selfish selves by waxtester 21 Apr 2004, 12:32 AM
a bit confusing, but otherwise i liked
Tintagiles on Loneliness by tuthaliash 20 Apr 2004, 7:20 PM
Hmm. On the one hand, as hypatia said, you could turn it into a haoku, thus: With furtive passion I kiss the back of my hand And spoon my pillow That, however, would have the result of its ending with the line 'I spoon my pillow'. Which is going to turn this into a comedy, which I presume is not the intent.
wilco replying on Summer Festival by wilco 20 Apr 2004, 7:19 PM
H, I think you're reading too much into it now....lol... 1) If you're right in front of it in the front row, it seems that big. 2) True, but they ARE expensive.