Morning, Goad. I will before I leave here get one of the -=D_A=-s to comment on a poem of mine. By the way, what was the one of yours you wanted me to excoriate? And are you posting today?

"all but a few shuns" is inspired. Have an Aventinus and pommes klein on me.

Fuck'n A.

Throng- ing rhymes. No one gets the rhyme.

It IS part of a novel, and a great rambling unpublishable one called Missing Pages From More Popular Narratives, as are the recent handjob one and the other war poem that's still on here. Jesus is a recurring character. So are Holden Caufield and Hatch Cunnilingus (narrator of the handjob poem), Allen Ginsberg, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson, a man who teaches US History to moderately mentally retarded third-graders, the Hardy Boys (narrators of the other war poem), Superman, Lois Lane, and Lex Luther, Hernan Cortes and his great^25-granddaughter Alma, an intensely stupid woman who is tricked into becoming a prostitute after being lost for 2 weeks on the Greyhound Bus system. Being unpublishable for all the reasons you can imagine, I've considered converting it all to (nominal) poetry and trying to sell it that way.

re: "Dime flicker." Flick a dime, and occasionally, though rarely, it lands perfectly wedged between a naked woman's perfect buttocks.

bow'ls

http://www.livejournal.com/~blueblindbee/ Feb. 4th, 2004 08:32 pm ... Odd events occuring in poemranker. I found out that Dark Angel is really some type of "jester" ... go figure, eh? ... I'm going to try a new thing. Write about things that have never (or rarely) been written about. Such as ... grass. Just a poem about grass ... or a poem about a piece of paper (basically the way Mrs. Clinkingbeard was trying to do to us) ... and after writing about all of those useless stuff, I throw it all away and do it all over again. I'm just going to forget about writing about a broken heart, or love or w/e crap that seems to be the only thing thats being written about these days. ... I'm glad i found poemranker. I really am. Without poemranker, Id still be here - with everyone saying "ooohh Your poetry is awesome!"

Let me get this straight? You said all of that to pee on your own shoe? How have I attempted to destroy you? By commenting on your comments on my 'poetry'? You don't see me over on your home page do you? Reading your wonderful collection of East Coast drivel about love and leaves and new age sewing techniques. Exactly, do you always think people are that stupid, I mean to believe that I'm REvil and out to get you? It's really rather simple, if you don't like me poetry, you don't have to read it, I have enough housewives finger banging their poodles across America to add to the list. Or do you just keep that special motavational tool for yourself (claiming 'they' are out to get me? You are over here dumbass, not vice versa. That's right, you don't see me commenting on your poetry do you, I think if I wanted to 'destroy your poetry' I'd probably start there and leave comments on them like this sucks, lets burn it, boo, 0 etc. Now, I can see how you might feel left out, because you're the only one I haven't done that too out of hundreds, but like I said earlier, I'm busy, perhaps you can find someone with more free time on their hands that would be interested in destroying your poetry, or listening do your delightful melodramas about counseling, and designer shoes, and urine, and what have you, I will merely repeat what I said earlier, I responded to a comment that you left on my poem, I really don't see how that has anything to do with your poetry, or you, or your shoes, or your vagina. Nonetheless, if anyone should have pissy shoes, it should be you. Thank you, I'm here all day folks.

Thanks for the comment i'll take it for consideration and there's no offense taken. The poem actually is a sad one, pure emotions something where my brain does'nt count (LOL), reason why maybe it doesn't evolved much. I just scribbled it away, when i saw that poor child.

Just tell me what I forgot to notice?.. ;/ I'm faultly and therefor human, be merciful.

You fail to realize that he mentioned things like "rainbow wand" and "air dagger" to insert odd sarcastic humor. It is in no way intended to say that you are Wiccan. As for being stupid: You are the one who lacks the mental-power needed to keep up with the rest of RankerVille. Remember, its a good idea to make use of your thinking asscap before yapping.

Your reply is just collected bullshit combined into a redundant and superfluous reply. Perhaps you left your thinking asscap at school?

Yes, but remember when I ordered that pizza with extra baby? you thought that was decent, and got indigestion?