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-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. on Steve Irwin by Bobjim 4 Feb 2004, 4:48 AM

CROIKEY!!111 -10-

wFraser Allonby Q.C.w replying on Digging A Grave by Billy Biff-Chin 4 Feb 2004, 3:41 AM

By the way, catch this: -0-

wFraser Allonby Q.C.w on Digging A Grave by Billy Biff-Chin 4 Feb 2004, 3:40 AM

Just when you think that the dross posted on this site couldn't get any worse! Along comes Billy Biff-Chin (whoever he may be - what a stupid name!) and posts this utter garbage. I suggest you add the following lines to the end of the first verse: There's not much I can add Except that my brother's name is Brad We like to call him Brad the Cad As he's been known to suck my chad I always run to tell my dad He says "Well, you're trouble, lad" So I run off to my small pad It's radical (or, as I say, "rad") I've redecorated - well, just a tad With a portrait of the Impaler, Vlad I've only got one blue knee pad I took it to the old launch pad And ran into Juanita from Mossad She suggested I use a mouse pad For my other knee as they do in Riyadh I confiscated her sketch pad And placed a large newspaper ad To find a woman, scantily clad, To run off with to the capital of Chad

wFraser Allonby Q.C.w on Beauty Sleep by Billy Biff-Chin 4 Feb 2004, 3:30 AM

I'm shaking my head in disbelief! This is appalling! "Never will you look like a creep"! You must be joking. This is terrible! -0-

wFraser Allonby Q.C.w on A Different Point Of View by Billy Biff-Chin 4 Feb 2004, 3:29 AM

Ha ha! That's absolutely rubbish! You call yourself a poet? I don't know who you are, Mr Billy Biff-Chin, but I suggest you fuck off and never return. This poem is mind-numbingly shit. This should be placed in an anthology of the world's worst poems. -0-

Stephen Robins replying on A Beard Most Foul by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 4 Feb 2004, 1:58 AM

The devil is saving a special beard for you.

Bobjim on A Beard Most Foul by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 4 Feb 2004, 1:38 AM

I feel that this poem is written from your own personal experience. Begone thou foul, once bearded reject.

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on A Beard Most Foul by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 4 Feb 2004, 1:30 AM

http://www.livejournal.com/~blueblindbee/ Feb. 3rd, 2004 : 10:15 pm Feb. 2nd, 2004 : 10:35 pm Oh Jesu what have I done...

horus8 on A Beard Most Foul by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 3 Feb 2004, 10:54 PM

Art.

horus8 on Friends come and go, but sisters lasts forever. by devina 3 Feb 2004, 10:49 PM

Christ, that looked like a diet seven up getting canned than bottom raped by gerbal wearing a shirt saying "the wheel master". Didn't they tell you? you're not a loud on the bus.

horus8 on Homeland Security by Lenore 3 Feb 2004, 10:43 PM

Danger, I'm sure that's someone's middle name.

horus8 on Nina Simone (part one) by zodiac 3 Feb 2004, 10:41 PM

lol.

Blindpoetry replying on Soft Speak; Hard Emotion by Blindpoetry 3 Feb 2004, 7:59 PM

heh. Odd 10 - 5 - 0 = 5.0... very mixed feelings about this poem, eh? Thanks for the compliment! :) I'm really sorry, but I'd really like my poetry to be "my" work. I don't like to take anyone's suggestion on what to put in it. (nothing personal) But I'd just prefer that better, so no one will accuse me of plagarism or some type of crap like that. eh... But thanks for suggesting. :)

zodiac replying on Soft Speak; Hard Emotion by Blindpoetry 3 Feb 2004, 5:45 PM

Lol. I have to admit, I've never heard the question answered like that. Bravo, young native!

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on Soft Speak; Hard Emotion by Blindpoetry 3 Feb 2004, 5:00 PM

hey i gave your poem a ten but i think it would be really good if you changed the first line from "Weeks pass by" to "Weeks pass by like charging braves"... it's just that this poem really reminds me of native american culture, and it would be great if you could include it somewhere. I think its a great image to use charging braves as a metaphor for the weeks passing by. Anyway let me know if you decide to include that edit thanks -10-

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on Soft Speak; Hard Emotion by Blindpoetry 3 Feb 2004, 4:51 PM

yeah sorry I meant native american it's just that native americans are really good poets like you :) because they know all about nature and prefer traditional woods as opposed to the modern plastic alternatives

Blindpoetry replying on Soft Speak; Hard Emotion by Blindpoetry 3 Feb 2004, 3:50 PM

urm... I speak English... Do you mean Native as in Indian? If so, no. why?

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on Soft Speak; Hard Emotion by Blindpoetry 3 Feb 2004, 3:48 PM

Are you a native English speaker?

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. on How things should be... by DeadtotheWorld 3 Feb 2004, 3:33 PM

Things should be the natural logarithm of the way they currently are.

Blindpoetry replying on Soft Speak; Hard Emotion by Blindpoetry 3 Feb 2004, 2:45 PM

Damn. Well, ok. Thanks. The asters (i.e. *yells: go outside and save myself*) just say that I yell: yadayadayada... heh. I need to work on that, definately, I know... Thanks for not insulting me in such horrific ways, though.