Show me the bum you had before you were born.

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=till Read it 'n' weep dickface. till2 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (tl) prep. Until. conj. Until. Usage Note: Till and until are generally interchangeable in both writing and speech ... Till is actually the older word, with until having been formed by the addition to it of the prefix un-, meaning “up to.”

tell me something you don't know.

Since you didn't spot it, I'll point it out to make you feel stupid: "Till" is completely wrong anyway, it should be "'Til".

I think it's silly to have more than one username. By the way, I notice that you have many usernames: rockmage, newagepoet2000, fatmansinging, sixtoedwonder, flouredweevle, assisenormus, masticatedmess, andyourhorsetoo, wahwahwahwha, gourdgrabber, sickerofdogs, foothangingoutofass, smarmyfaurt, lackoforiginality, Isureamstupid, and bulgingbuttocks.

In particular, the part of "The Place of Dead Roads" which interweaves the "famous last words" of various people.

(it was pretty fucking funny, must confess)

you are indeed a complete bastard, he's 13 ferchrissakes. tsk tsk tsk.

Or a bird's eye view of a poo on a bicycle

A flying poo, head on.

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