I have not heard that question, but I have heard of Archimedes' principle - the water level stays the same. Ok, an equalateral triangle can fall through it's hole. At least I don't award jobs based on the ability to instantly solve crappy brainteasers. Look, you should always work on this principle: I am the cleverest person in the world, therefore anything I say is the best thing to say given the circumstances.

You know very little, and you have even less.

Dave will work it out himself. He's probably already heard it.

Darn. That's the third question on the test. You're "nadda-gonna" give Dave the answer, are you?

Here's an old chestnut of a problem: You are in a boat floating in a swimming pool. In the bottom of the boat sits a boulder. If you pick up the boulder and throw it into the pool, what will happen to the water level?

Is he paying you to tutor him after class? Dear "Everyone", I already offered you the job. You don't have to give it away so easily just because it is clear that Dave has not slept in a few days now. 45° and 0°?? Oh, now I get it! Oh yes, "Inversion challenged people" can be... er... shall we say: "Could've had a V8, but apparently, are only blessed with a Slant-6."

Sorry Dave, I have already offered the job to Everyone, but now, I am going to throw in the Medical bennies. "Tri-again" was merely a play on words - not a clue, which is still what you're missing. Nice try on the equalateral triangle but you still lack the third dimension. I won't ask whether you're familiar with the concept of "Six degrees of Freedom" - you're still stuck behind the first two. No Tupperware in the house? You could have made a trip to the store. 45° and 0°...??? What more am I to conclude from you here? Remember this: Gravity is our friend, always has been, always will be. If you drop a golf ball straight into a hole, what is the angle of approach? This is the second question on the test. (Your scholarship is at stake.)

I was the one who invented the name "Burgers" in the first place. Your beak attempts to lecture me on the subject of Alexander Robert Horsfall Turner are not welcome here, rogue.

You are a terrible dunce. An equilateral triangle can fall down the manhole. [Hint: Rotate the triangle so that one of its edges is perpendicular to the ground.] (2 marks)

An equalateral triangle still wouldn't fall through the hole. You're theory is therefore wrong, or at best incomplete. It just so happens that the circle can't fall down the hole, but that doesn't explain why it isn't triangle shaped. Is that why you wrote "Tri-again"? Clearly the real reason must be so that the workman is presented with the same hole no matter what angle he approaches it from. e.g. if it was square, a man approaching from 45 degrees would have more chance of falling in than a man approaching from 0 degrees, which would be unfair.

You wouldn't know a promise if it fell out of your cunt and you named it. I should know. I fell out of your cunt. Micah, asked me today why you didn't say goodbye? I told him that it was because worms can't talk, they can only dig. Do me a favor not because you want to, but because you need to. Keep your family and friends away from my family. I've never cared for any of you yo be quite honest. And if you think I've ever cared for Bill or his? You're wrong I wouldn't slow down to avoid hitting any of you in the road dead or alive as a matter of a fact. And in the future, please tell your sister to not call me on your behalf anymore, for any reason. That includes weddings, births, deaths, blood tranfusions all the way down to borrowing some sugar. It's the least you could do, but as far as things you've done for me go? It's the most important.