Do you think I would care?

You think you're pretty clever, don't you? Well, for your information, his name is Burgers "Alex" Turner.

Would you like to hear me decline your offer?û

Do you want to hear it? Give me your e mail.

Want to hear it? Give me your e mail.

Want to hear it? Give me your e mail.

The midnight drive is more of a metaphor for going off into the uknown and dark, but I see what you mean thanks. Would you like to hear it? Give me your email.

"i think the metaphor bit is hogwash" hahahahahahahaha

P.S Whether or not a man-shaped manhole cover could fall down a manhole is still a massive open question in the field of sewer research. For many years scientists believed that man-shaped manhole covers could always fall down the manhole if inserted in the "standing up" position. However, in 1981 this claim was refuted following the birth of a spherical man named Alex "Burgers" Turner, upon whom the X5 series of manhole covers were based. In fact, the X5 was the very first circular manhole cover to be used in Britain, and circular manhole covers have since been adopted as the industry standturd.

Within the nature of spatial understanding, reason, meaning and possibility are all linnear vectors. Covers are two-dimensional. Holes, however, possess Depth, which is something lacking where you live - by your own admission. At first, I was prepared to expound on your reason for a 2-D hole, but then you added an insult - dementional immaturity is not your saviour. It only proves a lack of depth. Idiot, indeed. Tri-again.

Dear oh dear, Dave. Honestly. You can't haul yourself out of the sewers with a feeble attempt at 'zaniness'. I'm afraid you owe the entire poemeranking community an apology for thinking that neither rectangular nor triangular manhole covers could fall down the manholes they cover. You should have said a torus shaped manhole cover couldn't fall down a manhole - at least that provides an example of a non-circular solution to the manhole cover crisis. -10-