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?-Dave_Mysterious-? replying on EGG by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 9 Dec 2003, 8:47 AM
I have still have a large reserve of prawnes up my sleeve.
?-Dave_Mysterious-? replying on Why you don't fall through the floor by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 9 Dec 2003, 8:45 AM
Where I live, manholes are entirely two dimensional. Idiot.
ARTIE replying on Why you don't fall through the floor by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 9 Dec 2003, 8:18 AM
There is help for you yet. Once you find an apron that fits, and isn't too insulting, you'll be allowed to play with the (Tupperware) food storage containers and their lids right on your own kitchen floor. The unbridled ecstasy you will experience, in that single moment when you see the concept, will seem as if the cover were removed and you are able to climb up out of the impureness that is clouding your geo.m PS: Play with the rectangular "holes" first.
airmankeg on The Ballet Studio by Corey McHattan 9 Dec 2003, 6:20 AM
Great poem!
?-Dave_Mysterious-? replying on Why you don't fall through the floor by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 9 Dec 2003, 6:19 AM
What? A rectangular manhole cover couldn't fall down the hole at any angle, nor could a triangular one, or a man shaped one. I think it is because the circle is the purest shape known to man, and so is necessary to ward off the impureness which it covers.
?-Dave_Mysterious-? replying on Why you don't fall through the floor by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 9 Dec 2003, 6:10 AM
I have no time for this nonsense - there's quantum physics to be done!!!
darby pyn on Poppy,diamond,s and twoo coward's by The_Third_Isis 9 Dec 2003, 1:24 AM
SWEET ANGST. I LOVE YOUR REVENGE. 9
Entelechist on ~haiku~ by Entelechist 9 Dec 2003, 1:23 AM
Hi Richa, Thanks for making a comment on this Haiku. I agree with you that a haiku has to be self-explanatory to work, so I won't try and explain the last line. Glad you got some inkling of the sentiments behind it. Happy scribbling.
darby pyn replying on From Hell, a Vilanelle by horus8 8 Dec 2003, 11:32 PM
Punk rock accolades. a 9 for you horus 8
scitz on Dolphins Of Dorset by Caducus 8 Dec 2003, 11:00 PM
sweet bro, real sweet
kingit on Outhouse by newagepoet2000 8 Dec 2003, 10:14 PM
NO friggin' way this is the worst of THIS site!!! I'm goin ta git shit-feced.
dragonfly on Grandma's lullaby by timvick473662003 8 Dec 2003, 10:08 PM
I think subtlety could improve its effect.
dragonfly on Memory Fragment I (lets kill eachother) by SupremeDreamer 8 Dec 2003, 10:01 PM
I met these two people.
dragonfly on The Morning Star by Shardik 8 Dec 2003, 9:57 PM
Hmm...if it's well past 2, then it's not really a midnight drive. A 9 nonetheless!
kingit on From Hell, a Vilanelle by horus8 8 Dec 2003, 9:34 PM
Don't need no shit packed where I'm going! Vilanelle? hmmm, uhhh, villain-ess maybe?- ahh fuck, I give up, haven't seen one of them there (French?) dictionaries in a while. Fun read!
kingit on The Morning Star by Shardik 8 Dec 2003, 9:22 PM
Haunting little toe-tapper, with violins, etc!
kingit on ~haiku~ by Entelechist 8 Dec 2003, 9:07 PM
This works for me-8.
Shuushin on The Morning Star by Shardik 8 Dec 2003, 8:34 PM
"I didn't dare ask who's Cause it felt like mine..." sweeeet.
ARTIE replying on Why you don't fall through the floor by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 8 Dec 2003, 5:22 PM
Oooooooooh! Shigle-me-timbers! You've won the $64,000 question AND come up with a real LEAN manufacturing idea. I can only offer you 2 weeks of vacation per year with no med bennies. Touche, a 10 for you.
Everyone replying on Why you don't fall through the floor by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 8 Dec 2003, 5:13 PM
I think manhole covers should be the exact outline of a man. That way, even though the manhole cover could fall down the manhole if inserted at the wrong angle, the cost in lost manhole covers would be easily compensated for by the money saved through being able to make manholes and steel scarecrows in the same factory. Checkmate, I believe.