Shardik
replying on You'd sell more hats, mugs, and shirts if they said... by Shardik
19 Oct 2003, 3:45 PM
You are only as gay as your evacuation harness will allow you to be, that and gravity. Therefore, you are disqualified, because you can't suck cock without dying, literaly, due to your neck's snorkle.
Shardik
replying on You'd sell more hats, mugs, and shirts if they said... by Shardik
19 Oct 2003, 3:42 PM
I believe having Settle over for dinner is a little more personal than just forwarded email you goat tailed guppy. But nice try. The truth is you are in fact a coupling of not one but two queers compared to my one queer which makes the matchup horribly one sided, for you I mean.
Wow, you are so alternative.
Shuushin
replying on You'd sell more hats, mugs, and shirts if they said... by Shardik
19 Oct 2003, 2:59 PM
I am, then, honored to be in the company of royalty. You'll forgive me, though, if I don't read it again - the first was already a waste of my time.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
replying on You'd sell more hats, mugs, and shirts if they said... by Shardik
19 Oct 2003, 2:58 PM
No, although I did penetrate a Hammond organ. It was Dave Hammond and the organ was his bum!!!! Just kidding, thanks folks, I'll be with you all evening.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
replying on You'd sell more hats, mugs, and shirts if they said... by Shardik
19 Oct 2003, 2:56 PM
'James' is what horus8 likes to call -=Dark_Angel=-, because he once received a forwarded email from Settle, and the sender was called James. horus8 is a dunce.
Shardik
replying on You'd sell more hats, mugs, and shirts if they said... by Shardik
19 Oct 2003, 2:54 PM
Perhaps you should read it again. James is Dark angel and I am Horus8. And you are a peasant.
I enjoyed this poeme so much that I read the whole thing.
who is James - who are you, and why do I have to read about either of you??
"bequeeth" is "ea", but I think you meant "beseech", unless you were saying it as he might, presumably as wrongly as you? No idea.
to eath his own.
Okay, but just to let you know, I'm a girl. ;)
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Truly shit.
Shardik
replying on You'd sell more hats, mugs, and shirts if they said... by Shardik
19 Oct 2003, 1:51 PM
You're evil, but in the end we're both on the verge of being discovered. Though it will be by a secret race of homosexual weevils. WE will be Klings and gruel. You know what I mean? have you humped any wurlitzers lately?
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
on You'd sell more hats, mugs, and shirts if they said... by Shardik
19 Oct 2003, 1:44 PM
MEDIOCRITY CODE: 30C90421
http://www.mycgiserver.com/~prawne/medio
Bleu... I firmly agree with your sound stance on these most serious of subjects. I know first hand the tribulations and suffering that compounds one's ability to deal with reality while in the grips of denial. See, last week, my baboon came down with ebola Bleu, and the economy of my third world island? Collapsed, not to mention my poor perfect 90 year old grandmother is not perfect anymore since she caught aids from a botched hair transplant. Bleu, you are a poet and wise to fight the system so. You are a super trooper young man. A super! trooper. I however am drunk and moments away from being shot in front of a firing squad for squandering my peoples assets and fornicating with their livestock and sons and daughters. Forgive me Bleu.
I could care less that you people call me stupid or whatever and hate my poem. Just for your information not that it matters, but I'm only 14 years old. And I know that there are lots of more things going on in this world like people dying of AIDS and other things. It hurts me that they are. I do respect everything you all said.
I still have nightmares about that terrible day, even now. David Anderson's cry still haunts me, "Why are you doing this... why? No, not the fencing cupboard, for God's sake, please not the dreaded fencing cupboard. Nooooooooo....." And then I wake up screaming and clawing at my bloodied face, the sheets drenched in my own sweat and urine.
okay, I was tolerating the expression because the meter is perfect up to stanza three.
I think, too, btw that you've just barely straddled the comfortable side of unforced rhyme - so, not bad in that regard.
Well if you will sit in a wheelchair all day, no wonder you are stiff.
I think the term 'Limerick' may have been copyrighted by someone else.
It is a verse where line 1,2,5 rhyme, and 3,4 rhyme.