kingit
on earshot by kingit
20 Oct 2003, 12:23 AM
just tryin ta hammer out a poem.
Shardik
replying on When I say I'm a 14 yr old girl I mean 75 year old man by Shardik
20 Oct 2003, 12:00 AM
tanks!
If you mean California? I agree passionately.
Wow, and I mean that like WOW! Bravo, a moving piece. I'm impressed 10. and a GOLDEN Q TIP AWARD. hats off.
maybe I should be neutered, but this is a nice ditty!
sucksexing!
horus8
replying on You'd sell more hats, mugs, and shirts if they said... by Shardik
19 Oct 2003, 11:16 PM
I'll bet you anything that Clint wins best Director, it wins best movie and Penn wins best Actor.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
replying on You'd sell more hats, mugs, and shirts if they said... by Shardik
19 Oct 2003, 5:23 PM
Saw that last night. It's a barrel of laughs, I must say!
Shardik
replying on You'd sell more hats, mugs, and shirts if they said... by Shardik
19 Oct 2003, 5:06 PM
Oh... Well then carry on by all means. I was merely bored and exercising my first ammendment right. I'll be viewing mystic river in about two hours and probably choking to death on a black juicy fruit and ultra original subtext with joweling IRONY. Yip.
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Hi blues361. It's great to have you here at PoemeRanker! There's just one thing that we do ask of our fellow rankers, and that is that they declare their gender as part of the registration process. It's quite painless I assure you. Just click on the "Suggestions" tab at the top of your screen then click on "Post a suggestion" - it's near the top. Next type your name and gender in the box and press Submit. So you should type in: "name: blues361 gender: female".
That's about all I have to say. Have a great time at PoemeRanker!
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
replying on You'd sell more hats, mugs, and shirts if they said... by Shardik
19 Oct 2003, 4:30 PM
Wow. That was a cunning plan. Though I fail to see how changing your votes will thwart me. Unlike you, I am not a professional writer. I'm not even an amateur writer. I'm a professional christian and an amateur philosopher. With aspirations to become an astronaut. And nothing you say or do can take that away from me.
Liar
Shardik
replying on You'd sell more hats, mugs, and shirts if they said... by Shardik
19 Oct 2003, 4:06 PM
Think about this old chap, and this IS A FACT! If I changed all of my votes on you to 0, your overall rating would drop 40 to fifty points not to mention your poems would fall off of the best and worst lists. See, because, I made sure to vote on all of your poems with all five of my characters from the beginning, long ago, that way if you ever pissed me off I could besmirch your ratings 5 fold, actually, now I could do it ten fold and by making one call to settle I could do it 30 fold. So shut your pie crack, that's not what I was implying. I was Implying that pirates are english scum crippled or not, and using james as an example.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
replying on You'd sell more hats, mugs, and shirts if they said... by Shardik
19 Oct 2003, 4:02 PM
I'm sure you and Settle have enjoyed many intimate evenings of candlelit fisting together, but that's not when he forwarded you the email, is it? QED to the max baby.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.
on You'd sell more hats, mugs, and shirts if they said... by Shardik
19 Oct 2003, 3:54 PM
P.S If you are suggesting that -=Dark_Angel=- has been voting on his own poemes in a mindless attempt to top the best list you are mistaken. Nevertheless, I do get the feeling that as of late *somebody* has been smearing my felchings with more than their fair share of anonymous votes. I do not know who. But even if I had been voting on my own secretions (which I haven't), that would merely add to the credibilty of my scores because my voting algorithm is about ten times less wrong and stupid than the average poemeranker's.
Shardik
replying on You'd sell more hats, mugs, and shirts if they said... by Shardik
19 Oct 2003, 3:48 PM
Now you and your ability to make a lasting impression on this planet have something in common with collecting Elephant shit.