INTRANSIT
on the meeting by richa
30 Sep 2003, 8:28 PM
Something tells me this is just right. yes, yes. Somehow I get this and it works. Excellent.
God, did that ever hit home with me. lol
An appocalypse now poster, by a very famous Japanese artist.
Is that a poster which costs 3000 in some unit of currency, or a series 3000 poster, or a poster displaying the number 3000?
I found this by searching for "gargantuan jelly" on Google: http://www.unicornjelly.com/dndky.html
I don't even understand what that first sentence means. I accept your praise graciously nonetheless.
I simply adore the way you blatantly ponder the relevance in defining style. That, and my honey fetish allowed me to vote high for this regardless of the style spanking pieces.
This poem is totally rad!
I agree, that sounds incredibly delightful.
Since there had been some dispute over the merit of this poem, I would like to explain why I wrote it:
a)Eggs provide a tasty, nutritious and versatile snack. They can be prepared in a great variety of different ways, e.g. boiled, poached, fried, scrambled, barbequed, fermented, etc.
b)The standard chicken egg is ejected from the chicken's only orifice (not including beak).
c)Aside from chicken eggs, several other types of egg are delightfully entertaining, e.g. quail eggs, dinosaur eggs, etc.
d)Sick, slime-oozing eggs are also laid by aliens, possibly some kinds of mutants, and to a lesser extent, insects.
e)There are many amusing egg-based puns which can be made, especially during the run-up to Easter.
f)Eggs are just obviously excellent.
g)Egg.
h)The theme tune from Monkey Magic contains the line "They were born from an egg on a mountain top".
i)The egg is a much more efficient method of spawning oneself than giving birth to live young.
j)If you don't like eggs, then you are gay.
k)How could you possibly not think a poem about an egg was great?
l)The sound "Egg" is also present in a number of respectable names such as Egbert and Eggnlebert Humpledink.
m)They make admirable projectiles.
n)Q.E.D.
?-Dave_Mysterious-?
replying on Life on the Sidewalk (with superfluous vulgarisms) by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
30 Sep 2003, 4:27 PM
It was a Cadillac Coupe Deville.
?-Dave_Mysterious-?
replying on A spectacular poem by a handsome man by <{Baba^Yaga}>
30 Sep 2003, 4:24 PM
I once saw this thing on TV where some bloke went to a poetry evening pretending to be an aspiring new poet, then when it was his turn he just started counting indefinitely to see how far he could get. It was awesome.
Eggsactly.
What!? Have you actually read the poeme you are commenting on? How on Earth can you possibly think ?-Dave_Mysterious-? takes himself seriously as a poete when his ludicrous portfolio boasts a 3 lined 'sonnet' about eggs and an ode to a fat-cheeked acquaintance called 'Burgers'? Have you totally lost it, man?
Why thank you kind sir.
Thanks Joe. It's nice to know that some of us are man enough to admit when we're wrong and move on.
Hardly Dave, it's purely fiction.
No Joe, I meant conse'r'vative majority. you know, the idiots that elected Bush? Republicans mostly, old fucks? You understand? Golfers, retirees, policeman balls? I wouldn't give them the benefit of refering to them as being any where near to "moral" and in the future Joe, if you are going to quote me? learn how to fucking spell. Otherwise, you make me look bad Joe, got that? ""Consevative"", is not what I said, so don't put it in quotes, Idiot. Also; your vote and opinion mean about as much to me as both the conservative majority and the moral majority, and that would be absolutely 0 joe, but thanks for trying.
You lie.
Rich, I trust it's me...but I gotta tell ya...ya lost me after the first line. Deep or far out...I'm not sure which one is applicable here.