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?-Dave_Mysterious-? replying on If I Wrote The Perfect Poem by toward 12 Sep 2003, 6:32 PM
That doesn't mean anything at all.
I thought you'd birthed some infants from your (pleasingly) tight ("straight") anus, hence the deformed heads.
stumbling and rolling around is a good way to learn about the grass. "its green and soft" yeah. i know. "Dur" 7 [mental note: dark, im MR. Simpleton, but your MISS FAGGOT.]
You certainly did.
Yes, I quite agree that it is time for a different kind of judgment day poem. However, no thanks about the "communion" -I've been a vegetarian for more than 10 years- Jesus' rich meat might upset my stomach.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. on Nicholas Martin by horus8 12 Sep 2003, 6:24 PM
Did this happen at his school? When is the funeral?
SupremeDreamer replying on If I Wrote The Perfect Poem by toward 12 Sep 2003, 6:24 PM
amen.
SupremeDreamer replying on THE BEST POEM EVER!!!!!! by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 12 Sep 2003, 6:18 PM
im Mr. funny. And i ate the ninja turtles, they made a good stew..
Infinity.
some deleted user on THE BEST POEM EVER!!!!!! by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 12 Sep 2003, 6:09 PM
Moses does not fart near you I presume.
Thank you. I in turn present you with a score of 0.125 - fairly respectable. +0.2 typo critisising penalty. I did know how to spell assumption, honest.
ok, Mr "Wordsmith.." just one thing: assumtion should be assumption tsk. nice title. heres an 8.
SupremeDreamer replying on Armageddon (I Am Mr. America) by SupremeDreamer 12 Sep 2003, 5:58 PM
GREEN SUSHI SALSA divinity always comes in THREE BITCH THERE IS ALWAYS MORE THAN ONE
?-Dave_Mysterious-? replying on If I Wrote The Perfect Poem by toward 12 Sep 2003, 5:52 PM
(See "THE BEST POEM EVER!!!!!!!")
Curse you and your knowledge of measuring devices.
I have already written the perfect poem. Maybe you might be able to write the second best poem or something.
The first step is to include an ASCII pickle.
god'swife on If I Wrote The Perfect Poem by toward 12 Sep 2003, 5:20 PM
The body rules the mind, don't fool yourself.
SupremeDreamer replying on Nicholas Martin by horus8 12 Sep 2003, 5:12 PM
dark, im not weeping. im frowning.
god'swife on Nicholas Martin by horus8 12 Sep 2003, 5:12 PM
Condolences to you my love. Things like these are bound to happen, everything is all fucked-up.