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Bachus on alienheart by Bill Z Bub 4 Jun 2003, 3:57 PM
A personal favourite of mine, a poemranker must read for all.
Bill Z Bub on Barometric pressure & true love (The prince of storms) by Jeremi B. Handrinos 4 Jun 2003, 3:20 PM
Fuck. Ten. Fuck! Son of a Fucking Goddamn Bitchprick! FUCKING TEN. I cry bullseye.
<{Baba^Yaga}> replying on sorry, but i am lame by nolan 4 Jun 2003, 3:06 PM
That's a good question, looking back now, even I do not know.
nentwined replying on Iterated Fuck by nentwined 4 Jun 2003, 3:06 PM
:heheh: I'll consider it. And I've not listened to it again, yet, but I *think* you missed one of the "banging"s. ;) Maybe it was a silent "Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!".
<{Baba^Yaga}> replying on Iterated Fuck by nentwined 4 Jun 2003, 3:04 PM
You read it twice through correct?
<{Baba^Yaga}> replying on Iterated Fuck by nentwined 4 Jun 2003, 3:04 PM
My son was just dancing around the computer to this you sick bastards. lol.
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on Iterated Fuck by nentwined 4 Jun 2003, 2:59 PM
whatever you do, i'd leave in the "hand grasps the penis" bit and the banging and banging and bonking and bonking and banging and bonking and banging and banging and banging and baaaaaaarrrgghhh!!! Actually that's not a bad idea. You might want to throw in an "AAAAAAAAAARRGGHHHH!" somewhere. Instead of CUM.
nentwined replying on Iterated Fuck by nentwined 4 Jun 2003, 2:54 PM
possibly for someone. I think I did catch some points where I need to tighten the poem, after your reading. I'll have to listen to it a few times. :)
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on Iterated Fuck by nentwined 4 Jun 2003, 2:53 PM
but was it erotic? that's the important thing...
nentwined replying on Iterated Fuck by nentwined 4 Jun 2003, 2:52 PM
that was both well read and hilarious. Thank you. :)
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. on Karma by blankel 4 Jun 2003, 1:58 PM
Splendid!
OneFingerAnswer on Barometric pressure & true love (The prince of storms) by Jeremi B. Handrinos 4 Jun 2003, 1:53 PM
I always love how you follow the rhyming rules so loosely. I wish I had the guts to do it but I always feel like I'm doing something wrong. Good work :D
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on Have You Ever Been In Love? by Katie 4 Jun 2003, 1:28 PM
Yes... yes, what a chilling, true way of putting it: the ice covering his black heart. Simply beautiful.
loneshadow29 on To those who'd share their heartfelt feelings with the world by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 4 Jun 2003, 1:22 PM
I understand what you mean with this... good read
loneshadow29 on Life begins when you graduate H.S. by INTRANSIT 4 Jun 2003, 1:20 PM
good read... nuff said
loneshadow29 replying on Have You Ever Been In Love? by Katie 4 Jun 2003, 1:17 PM
The more I see of your savage, disgusting, hurtful words... the more I wished that the ice covering your black heart would melt away... but I guess that's wishful thinking huh? But on a brighter note... Good job Katie...
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. replying on AIDS in a van by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 4 Jun 2003, 1:09 PM
This piece of unauthorised AIDS Bonanza! fanfic is one of the worst limericks I've ever read. The first line is the only good part; after that it fails to rhyme, scan, or make any sense whatsoever. Here is my version: There once was some AIDS in a crayon, Which I scribbled all over a Mayan. They cremated his body, But the admin was shoddy: His ashes were sealed in a gay urn!!!!!!
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. on Iterated Fuck by nentwined 4 Jun 2003, 12:45 PM
After discovering the audiostatic recordings of poemes on your website, I was disappointed to find that 'Iterated Fuck' was not among them. How dearly I would love to hear this read out in nentwined's sumptuous, erotic tones! Alas, I could not wait. Here is a recording I have made which represents, I believe, what it would sound like. http://darkangel.illfuckinghostit.com/bumwagon.html
-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. on E tu trabajo el prostitute by <{Baba^Yaga}> 4 Jun 2003, 12:36 PM
"Making me who I am, not what I am liable to do." Surely the fact that you have written this poeme contradicts the idea that your magical experiences are so ineffable as to not affect your behaviour.
<{Baba^Yaga}> replying on Baron Von Paranoia's lurid chap book by <{Baba^Yaga}> 4 Jun 2003, 12:07 PM
This poem has nothing to do with you, i hope. SENSELESS PLUG! http://www.garageband.com/go/1WU8P9SB89