razorgrin
replying on Orders to My Zombie Legions by razorgrin
18 Mar 2003, 11:44 AM
I love that site. If I weren't so damn broke, I'd get all of my offensive garb there.
thankee and xoxo to you.
Yeah but still mate I mean youve got to make a choice and personally well I'm choosing to go to Heaven what about u?
make me
No, it's important to fervently not to believe in him in case he's real:
"I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth"
But if you do that they just say "Oh but God would never command me to do that". Besides, I'm not trying to convert anyone. I just want them to know, deep down, what a prime bollock they are. Whether they admit it or not is a matter for that cone to decide.
Also, if they lost their faith because it conflicted with whatever morals happened to be in vogue, then they are losing it for the wrong reasons, and as far as my pants are concerned, not believing in Jesu for the wrong reason is just as naughty as believing in Jesu for the wrong reason.
Anyway I do believe in Jesu. Don't you?
grow up.
Great work there INTRANSIT! It's ironic how distant yet how similar the professions of poet and trucker can sometimes be! Come round any time and I'll let you fuck my face!
In my experience, you can't get Christians with syllogisms. It's a waste of time, they just always fall back gracefully to the Paul's "divine mystery" in ephesians. You have to get them on morality, pointing out that their faith requires them to accept acts by and at the command of god that simply don't measure up to current standards of morality. Hammer at a christian this way and you CAN shake their faith. Logic has no effect, if logic was important to them they would already not be a christian all on their own.
After sev'ral eruptions of sick
stomach linings become most un-thick
who cares if it's true
my point to construe
requires you to not be such a prick!
...and if you were REALLY clever you'd spar with me in limericks ;)
(snif)
Great idea to have someone drinking someone's tears! And so original, too! Thanks for felching it onto poemeranker! 10/10!
I'm pretty sure you can survive without a stomach lining. It grows back. In fact, it might be a fact that following sev'ral eruptions of sick, you lose quite a bit of stomach lining, and merely the husk remains.
Excellent use of the word "like". Sometimes a metaphor can be too strong, can't it?
It is your "theology" that is childish. Here is some non-childish theology.
(a) God does not do things by accident
(b) Therefore everything He does must be intentional
(c) God sees all things
(d) Your bum is a thing
(e) Therefore God is looking at your bum
(f) He cannot be looking at your bum by accident
(g) Therefore He is intentionally looking at your bum
(h) QED
>> Without suffering, there would be no compassion.
Yeah but without suffering, there would also be no suffering. Let us suppose that the aim of compassion is to reduce suffering. Surely any compassionate being would want to live in a World without suffering. Is there compassion in Heaven? You utter weiner.
Consider this:
(a) God made all things
(b) Hell is a thing
(c) Therefore God made Hell
(d) If He hadn't made Hell, then no-one would have to go to Hell.
So why did He make Hell? Before you answer, consider this:
(a) God is perfect
(b) God has free will
(c) Therefore it is possible to be perfect AND still have free will
(d) So God could have made us all perfect beings with free will
(e) Then there would be no suffering
(f) But He did not do this
(g) Why?
(h) IT CANNOT BE BECAUSE HE WANTED US TO HAVE FREE WILL
dammit! why am i always the last to know!!!
without a second thought, that's how.
when i saw the title, i wanted to SOOOO BADLY!!! but i just can't now.
still, there are gaping holes in this. sqeeze it alittle more--<drip, drip, drip> and see what there is to be seen when you unravel it a little more! bravo/a!
mmm thats such an interesting idea. i love it. 8
NO! horus8 collapses, all the poets are asleep. He pulls his brother to his face and kisses him gently. All good things come to pass. his blanket seems to be the skin of oceans, the flesh of the future. change, stinks up the air with stretch marks. the sun will never weep for isis. again.