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<~> replying on hard as a rock by <~> 13 Mar 2003, 2:38 PM
i need more than 8, if you want a good spanking, baby.
spank me baby yeah on hard as a rock by <~> 13 Mar 2003, 2:38 PM
SALACIOUS, YOU DISGUST ME AND I WANT YOU BABY
spank me baby yeah on The Courtesan by horus8 13 Mar 2003, 2:37 PM
SUCH A POSH NAME FOR A HARLOT DONT YOU THINK?
spank me baby yeah on Icarus Down by horus8 13 Mar 2003, 2:36 PM
SWALLOWED BY ARIEL WOULD BE BETTER BUT COMING FROM THE POET WHO WROTE CURRY GIVES YOU THE SHITS, I'LL LET IT GO HERES A 7
spank me baby yeah on Orders to My Zombie Legions by razorgrin 13 Mar 2003, 2:34 PM
SUPERKOOL
razorgrin on hard as a rock by <~> 13 Mar 2003, 2:34 PM
brilliant, as usual.
razorgrin replying on sexy by elizabethann 13 Mar 2003, 2:32 PM
I don't think you got my comment, ugmo. The fact that you bother writing this sad attempt at self-loving suggests that you still have issues about your body. You know, "methinks the lady doth protest too much". The poeme's got all the depth of a gap ad and seems just a cheesy rip-off of that awful "unpretty" song.
lunar on Blinded by Dostoyevsky 13 Mar 2003, 2:20 PM
yay wonderfully good i love it
<~> replying on Orders to My Zombie Legions by razorgrin 13 Mar 2003, 2:18 PM
just as i suspected.
<~> on Strung by bunniesnangels 13 Mar 2003, 2:18 PM
this cries to me for more of a beat: Women are pearls that you string, Slid one to another with a satisfying "plink." Each purchased alone, momentarily shone - and so on. somehow it makes it more vindictive for me that way. like you are ramming the words home, with each hard beat.
elizabethann replying on sexy by elizabethann 13 Mar 2003, 2:16 PM
i don't think you're really understanding it. i don't feel bad about myself because i'm not his definition of sexy. i don't want to change a damn thing about me. this poem is about me being happy who i am and accepting the fact that i'm not nessecarily "sexy".
razorgrin on sexy by elizabethann 13 Mar 2003, 2:14 PM
pheh. Scars=drama-queen cries for attention. I have legs the same measurements as Bettie Page's and an ass that could have its own religion. Can't sympathize, sorry. Maybe massive plastic sugery will alleviate your pain?
<~> replying on hard as a rock by <~> 13 Mar 2003, 2:12 PM
wrong is right, oh follower of the penultimate.
razorgrin replying on Orders to My Zombie Legions by razorgrin 13 Mar 2003, 2:10 PM
Maybe.
razorgrin on Strung by bunniesnangels 13 Mar 2003, 2:09 PM
reminds me of the four wives in the movie "raise the red lantern". Very good.
lastobelus on hard as a rock by <~> 13 Mar 2003, 2:06 PM
luscious and lascivious. I read it in all the wrong ways (I know a little bit about those Mayans)
razorgrin on Hippy's Ode to Eternity by bondjedi 13 Mar 2003, 2:05 PM
Fun.
<~> on Orders to My Zombie Legions by razorgrin 13 Mar 2003, 2:05 PM
ARE YOU WEARING THE HORN-ED HAT, VALKYRIE????
razorgrin on Aries, the God of war by Shardik 13 Mar 2003, 1:55 PM
Holy crap, this is bloody awesome. I have a pair of fairly real-looking ram horns I wear from time to time.
<~> on Icarus up by horus8 13 Mar 2003, 1:51 PM
hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!